what was the first thing you said this mourning

open the window and said "get out of here, stupid cat.."
-some cat was trying to use my yard as their litter box

"ahhhh- it going to be a GOOOD day. "

I said, "Shut up, for God's sake, and stop whining," to one of my dogs, who was attempting to wake me up before I was ready. Not such a nice first spoken line of the day now that I think about it, but she's a major pest.

Goodnight.

damn i woke up again lol

morning baby........... to my wife

"Wheres my weed?"

"mmmff ... *raises head from pillow* ... see you later hunny."

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what was the first thing you said this mourning

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Fuck, I'm hungry lol...well I guess it would be fuck then.

damn i gotta fat dick[morning wood]