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i got pulled over at night with a roor in a duffel bag in the passgr. floorboard area. Cop shines his light in that direction as i reach forward to block his light and reach for my wallet in my back pckt. I pull out my license using his mag lite as illumination to retreive it. He lets me off with a warning. Nice. Never drive around with paraphanelia in plain view. Not bright.
He tried to act hard by telling me if it were not for the fact that he had to be somewhere he would def. give me a ticket. He probably just had to Sh*t.
OK, its 2am. I am drunk as hell, and in my friends car on the way to her house at from dennies. There are four of us in the car. 2 guys, 2 girls. Anyways, we are walking through a schoolyard to get to the house cause its right next to it(stupid i know..but i was drunk i didnt care) This cop spotlights us and drives up to us or w/e. Hes like "blah blah fuckin idiots" and such. Anyways he finds all our alcohol and only one of us was 21. He was a major asshole but its all good. He just made us pour out the liquour.
Now to the almost being busted. This WHOLE time I have a half oz and my pipe in my pocket. And in jeans its kind of obvious especially with my case for my pipe.
See, going to school almost got me arrested. Fuck education!
Man, this one time, we were busted, but the cops never did anything.
I was sitting shotgun in my buddies jeep, and while we were going down one of main streets, he lights up a doob (I know not smart on the main road in a city.) Little to our knowledge, there was a seatbelt check just around the corner, and guess who wasn't wearing a seatbelt, ME! :p We got pulled over and the jeep was filled with weed smoked. We were fucked, I know it, so I ate a handful of roaches in the ashtray. He smiled, took off his sunglasses (the cop), and said, "you know why we pulled you over?" My bloodshot eyes, and I say, "because I wasn't wearing a seatbelt?" He asked us for our ID's, makes us wait like, 20min in the jeep, shtting ourselves, and we were tripping so hard we thought like, 6 cop cars were surrounding us. He finally comes back, gives back our ID's, and says have a nice day.
All the meanwhile we were on our way to drop off some jail times worth of weed to a buddy. The weed gods were smiling on me that day. :)
One time I was sitting on my brothers computer cruising around Cannabis.com when MY MOTHER walks in. I was very scared. I didn't even know she was looking over my shoulder untill I heard her breathing and it reallllly tripped me out. I quickly go over to the research section, by that time she asks what I'm looking at. I pretend like I JUST noticed her come in and I casually tell her that I needed to write a report on the harmful effects of weed and stuff like that. I cringed when I said it, but it had to be said. She doesn't understand english very well, so she bought it.
i was actually searched once with two bags on me and they didnt find them.
oh yea, also, one time a cell phone was stolen in my school, so everyone in my gym class had to get searched. i had a quarter in my pocket, and the guy patted me right on that pocket, but luckly he was looking for something that felt like a cellphone so he didnt find it.
1. This one time at around 3am, a friend and myself decided that for the night, we were going to go on an adventure around town. So of course, we had to be blitzed out of our skulls. So we light up 2 blunts and head on our way with two more doobs in our pockets.
We decided to use bikes. So we each grab a bike from my garage, but the one I was going to use needed air in the tires, so we rode (well, he rode. I walked) to the gas station down the street to fill up the tires. So I'm sitting there, trying to fill up the tire and my friend is smoking a doob. Then, all of a sudden, we see a cop pull into the gas station parking lot. It happened so quick we didn't know what happened. We froze, sat there with our hearts pounding. The cop drives into the lot, shines his lights on us for a second and just drives out of the other exit. Me and my friend started cracking uppp.
2. This other time, me and two other buddies were smoking behind this store at like 12 or 1 in the morning. The store wasn't that big, it just had a small parking lot that led to the back of the building where we lit up a few spliffs. Then, all of a sudden, we see lights and hear sirens. We start freaking out. I thought a cop smelled something, stopped in front of the store on the main road and was about to come around behind here. I jump out to the other side (where the parking lot isn't) and I see an ambulance go by with its sirens blaring.
That scared me more than the other time for some reason. I don't know why.
Even so, I don't think that he could've persecuted you for it.. I'm not sure. I dunno.Quote:
Originally Posted by NightProwler
I remember one time I was walking down the street at like 4:20 in the morning (being an insomniac fucking blows) and I was smoking out of my pipe. The street was deserted of course, so I figured that I was okay.. so I was smoking and a cop pulls up right next to me, while I have smoke in my lungs. He stops right next to me at the traffic light. I look over at him and nod, he nods back, and then turns onto another road. I exhale my hit and chuckle. :D
Another time I had just gotten done smoking a bowl and driving around and I realized that I had forgotten my drivers license at my house and I didn't want to be stopped without it. So I didn't see my parents' car.. so I assumed that it was ok. I walked into my house and saw my mom standing there. My eyes were all sorts of cheeched out.. red and squeezed shut because I was so high. I just sorta ran upstairs and grabbed my ID, all the while my mom was screaming that my eyes looked strange and asking if I was on something, etc.. so I run back downstairs and out to my car, and my mom follows me out there, still talking to me, telling me to remember to pick up some groceries, and my pipe is sitting there, in plain sight, in my ash tray, and my mom doesn't notice it. Wheeew. :D
I have been busted 8 years ago, but the closest I have been to not being busted was toking in an apartment with a couple of friends, and there was a scratch on his bedroom door. We thought it was his dog so we opened the door up, only to see 3 dudes in blue!! Everyone got busted but me, because I didn't have shit on me at the time. It sucked because it happened on New Years Day, but close call for me.