The funniest thing that happened while U were stoned THREAD

I would have to say when we were having a session in my friends shed. All the sudden one of my friends stands up to get the bong from the table and the cieling fan falls off the cieling barely missing him. He didn't hit it or anythign it just fell hahha

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Originally Posted by MaryJaneintheCloset

My friends and I were all tripping on acid and had just smoked, riding in my car on the highway to my house to chill... the car next to us starts beeping their horn, we look over, and it's a car full of clowns. They started waving and honking their noses at us. It was the most fucked up thing ever... I almost totaled my car.

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LMFAO!!!!! That is hilarious right there! You should do stand-up. Im not even stoned and that made me crack up.

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Originally Posted by halo

LMFAO!!!!! That is hilarious right there! You should do stand-up. Im not even stoned and that made me crack up.

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Thank you, thank you! *Bows* :D

I am stoned, and I found it funny too. That has to be one of the randomest and most fucked-up things to see in the middle of an acid trip. That's so hilarious.

my pal madi and I were revisting our childhood, after sharing two joints,by pulling out onion grass in the yard. i got ahold of a big clump with a giant, writhing grub attached to it. i screamed 'its a grub!' and chuck the clump. it lands on madi's chest. she starts freaking out, screaming and flailing her arms all over the place. then she yanks of her shirt and says someting like: 'is it on me???'. i was doubled over with laughter so badly that i coudn't respond. she takes it as a joke, grabs a handfull of grass and shoves it in my face. next thing i know, we are chasing eachother around the backyard (madi with her shirt still off) throwing clumps of onion grass at eachother. i was so funny, my stomach hurt for the rest of the night. i ended up sleeping over at her house. while I was sleeping, she picked more crass and layed it on my chest. i woke up and i was like 'what is that smell? whats your mom making for breakfast?'. thats was pretty funny too.

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Originally Posted by BizzleLuvin

my pal madi and I were revisting our childhood, after sharing two joints,by pulling out onion grass in the yard. i got ahold of a big clump with a giant, writhing grub attached to it. i screamed 'its a grub!' and chuck the clump. it lands on madi's chest. she starts freaking out, screaming and flailing her arms all over the place. then she yanks of her shirt and says someting like: 'is it on me???'. i was doubled over with laughter so badly that i coudn't respond. she takes it as a joke, grabs a handfull of grass and shoves it in my face. next thing i know, we are chasing eachother around the backyard (madi with her shirt still off) throwing clumps of onion grass at eachother. i was so funny, my stomach hurt for the rest of the night. i ended up sleeping over at her house. while I was sleeping, she picked more crass and layed it on my chest. i woke up and i was like 'what is that smell? whats your mom making for breakfast?'. thats was pretty funny too.

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WHOA!!!!, her shirt???

I wish I was there.

naked girl running around her yard throwing clumps of dirt...i've seen that one! pretty good dvd...got boring towards the end though

...because that's all they did...for 90 minutes straight.

I picked up a half O a couple of years back and slept round Bens for the night. We both got baked, and he decided to go toilet so I switched his bedroom light off, hid behind the door and planned to shout 'boo' when he came back out. So I hear the toilet flush and try not to laugh because I was so stoned and it seemed like a funny thing at the time. His door opens, the light switches on and I jump out from behind the door, screaming 'FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER' at the top of my lungs.
His dad had just walked into the room. We looked at eachother for a few seconds, then he grunts and walked off.

lol