I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA.....

pelican

ok i'm johntitor2. I don't see pelican. I'll be at Beetle Spot.

...odd

Are you all drunk?

Yaaas random thread.
It actually made me laugh, I like the simplicity of it

Bite me.

Anyway since we're being random, here's a scottish joke I bet none of ya can understand muhahahaha
(unless your Scottish of course....)

Wee Glesca wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just
came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his
rear end aimed at an electric fire.
The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer
Ayrshire bacon?"
Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's Ah'm heatin'."

**everyone goes silent**

If anyone would like a translation, please ask

:upsidedow

hello, my name is flamingskullballs and im an alcoholic (hi balls)

yay for billion

:dance: :dance: :dance:

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:dance: :clap: :dance: :clap:

:stoned: :stoned: :stoned:

for some odd reason...those faces feel like a song....

translate please

Wee Glesca wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just
came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his
rear end aimed at an electric fire.
The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer
Ayrshire bacon?"
Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's Ah'm heatin'."
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Little Glasgow woman goes into a butcher shop, where the butcher has just came out the freezer and is standing with his hands behind his back, with his bum aimed at the electric fire.
The little woman checks out the display, then asks 'Is that your Ayrshire Bacon?
'No' replies the butcher 'Its just my hands Im heating'

(he thought she said 'is that yer arse you're baking)
Guess its only funny if you understand the original
Sorry :(

Del...has my respect :)