Favorite lines

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Originally Posted by yoda

if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

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Lmfao:D

Uck. I've heard some pretty BAD ones:



Do you want to see something swell?

I'm not actually this tall; I'm sitting on my wallet. (smooooooth)

Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?

I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight?

Let's rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together.
Girl, you're so fine, I'd suck on your daddies dick.
Girl, that must be jelly cause jam don't shake like that.
Girl, you so fine, I want to drink your bath water

Corny, I know. None that I've ever used.

You're so hot I would eat the corn out of your shit.

:( That's so nasty, my husband says it to me jokingly sometimes to skeeve me out, lol...

can i smoke some chronic with you

how do you feel about hot sex with a stranger

Do you sleep on your breasts? Can I?

Are you jamaican? Cos ja ma kin me crazy!

this one is more than just a line....

walk up to a girl in a bar, take the ice out of her drink, then crush it under your foot, then say..."well now that i've broken the ice, can i buy u another drink :)"

Peace :D

I forgot a ghetto classic..."Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."