*stoner stories(*

i was sitting in my living room on the couch
there was like six of us just talking and getting high
my homie brought some new girl who i never met before
she was smoking a joint and smoking a cigarette at the same time
i was fucking stoned and the two cherries were tripping me out
just as im looking i swear i see one of the cherries fall and its burning a hole
in my expensive suede couch.i get pissed off like real mad
im like "what the fuck you stupid bitch"
"dont you see that your burning my shit"
everyone starts laughing and im getting more mad
"i paid a lot for those what the fuck is so funny"
then one homie shows me that there is no hole at all
the cherry never even got close to burning my couch
i felt bad but didnt say shit just packed some more bowls