I craped my pants

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Originally Posted by Dr HaZzMatT Esq.

I still have tears in my eyes from her story I think the fact she is a very important lady that works in a law office makes it that much more funny!

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How important or smart can she possibly be if she doesn't realize Wal-Mart has something called TOILETS in their stores.
Apparently she would rather crap herself.

That's pretty filthy.

Tootsie roll is posting in a crap thread. Haha

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Originally Posted by eddievanzant

If you like this thread, check this one out: http://boards.cannabis.com/showthrea...ght=CRAP+PANTS
Graph, if I were you, I'd wait for a girl to come in and demand an answer to why there was crap on the wall. I bet she'd know even though she obviously didn't do it.

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Beacuse some women are nasty filthy pigs. That's why. Kinda makes you wonder how they treat their homes. That is if they have one.
I'm sorry, I don't like women who act like pigs.

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Originally Posted by eddievanzant

Tootsie roll is posting in a crap thread. Haha

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I can see you point of humor. ;) lol
Just don't throw me in a pool and scream "POOPY!!!!". :dance:

My girl can be kinda rank sometimes. Like the other day, she asked if I could ring her back in a few minutes because she needed the loo. Inquisitve bastard that I am, asks 'for a number 1 or a number 2?'
Her reply: number 2.

Lovely. I ring her back, then she goes on to tell me the consistency of it and that it 'didnt smell as much as usual'.
Mind you I cant complain, our family discusses our toilet habits over the dinner table each week. I suppose you could go as far as calling it a ritual.

thats CRAPPED

C'mon Bizzle, we all want to hear the ladies stories off pooing themselves.
Although I like to think that nicegirls dont poo. And yes, you qualify as a 'nicegirl'.

yeah, it turns swizzy on.






hehe poo

This guy I used to buy a bunch of drugs off of shit his pants back in high school and his nickname was poopy. It was awesome having a drug dealer who had to live with the shame of having shit his pants in front of his high school class.

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Originally Posted by God v2.0

yeah, it turns swizzy on.






hehe poo

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Cheers God, everyone thinks Im a fan of scat now. Im in no way a fan of poop, but I just CANNOT stay away from my girls ass. My god, its so soft and round. I just love bums. Squeezing, licking, kissing... BUT NOT THE HOLE!!!