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in 2nd grade i ran full speed into a big ass metal pole that held up the basketball goal on the blacktop. about 15 minutes later everything started to get white in splotches until my entire vision was white and i was draging myself against the hallway wall and the teacher helped grabbed me before i fell.
Not necessarily me, but my bulldog was running full-speed once and he couldnt stop and took a nice tree trunk right to the dome. He's got a permanent scar now, makes him look even tougher (bulldogs are pussies)
No, I never walked into something on my own but some people helped the shit to happen. In our school when you first get to upstairs or downstairs usually you'd take the stairs because the elevators are reserved for staff and shit lol. Anyways to get into the floor to get to your class you have to go through these doors and usually I get hit with the door from the other side.
I got knocked down by a parking meter that came out of nowhere. Hurt bad.
I was in fucking Boy Scouts doing some lame ass chocolate bar drive about 7 years ago and some hot woman was walking down the street, I turned to look and walked right into a fucking pole. Weak sauce.