Anyone who says lol, omg, wtf, or any other intant messenger abbreviations outside the internet should have have their eyes gouged out and skull fucked. I do not use any of the above phrases on the internet or in real life and hate all who do whith a passion. That and quoting Napolean Dynamite (although I was guilty of doing that on one occasion upon which I promptly punched myself in the nuts and hit myself in the head repeatedly with a bat to drive the memory of the incident from my brain.)