Should I skip class this morning?

Haha, you and I seem to be on the same page bro. Profs always love me and my well written, bullshit stories whenever I have to skip. Give them twelve hours notice and they don't doubt you for a second. Little do they know I'm usually mashed when I write it.

Although, my Japanese professor years ago called me "dick-san" once in a reply (I used to do this often in that class). My first name is Nick, but N is nowhere near D on the keyboard, not to mention it should be my last name that she wrote before -san, not my first. Hmmm