what's the first thing you do every morning?

usually, i immediatly reatch for my cock, just to see if i got some morning wood, usually, morning wood goes away after you take a leek.

Reflect on my time asleep.

pull the pud, wipe off my chest and go to work


i live a simple life...

Straight into the kitchen to raid the cupboards

drinking coffee and smoking cigs

Get up then go home

Have a piss

Check what time it is...

I feed my cats,put the kettle on,go to the toilet,make a cuppa and smoke a joint that was made the night before :smokin: :stoned:

im gonna have to go with

say good morning to my morning wood