HAIKU

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Originally Posted by zephyrinne

My pipe is dirty.
I must go clean it out now.
So I can get high.

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LOL. I'm imagining that being read at some upper class poetry reading. LOL

Roses are red-ish.
Violets are yet bluer.
I still don't love you.

:edit: I just realized-- "violets" = 2 syllables or 3?

we are all slutty
for those with dicks crave pussy
and the lips crave rod

[edit: spin off of FO's creative sexual poem]

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Originally Posted by xblackdogx

we are all slutty
for those with dicks crave pussy
and the lips crave rod

[edit: spin off of FO's creative sexual poem]

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LOL- "and the lips crave rod"!!!

Ahem...

My dogs are fighting
Their growls are pissing me off
Ruining my high

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Originally Posted by Az.

hahaha that was four words!!
im a bit braindead at the moment so dont think it would be worthy of a contribution.....sorry!

Just realised I could use that....

im a bit braindead at
the moment so dont think it would
be worthy of a contribution

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Az., it's the numbers of syllables in the line, not the number of words.. :)

You went WAY over on the last line... :p

syllables in lines
are five, seven, and then five
do not fuck it up.

:D i am way too stoned right now.

orange slice pink sunset
opposite realities
falling out of time

I wish I were high
out of weed untill friday
waiting really sucks

I place the lettuce
gracefully on twin slices
word to your mother

i peed in my pants
i forgot to wipe my ass
i am a failure

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Originally Posted by Jeff Spicoli

i peed in my pants
i forgot to wipe my ass
i am a failure

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HAHHAHAHHA. Hi- five!!!

tonight lakers win.
kobe did that shit again.
now to smoke a rod.

:OD