reminscing

I was at a huge party at my friends hous in the boonies, and I went outside for a joint because I don't do well with crowds. A few minutes go by and something the size of a big cat scuttles by, a few minutes later the same thing happens. It's sketchy as fuck, but I smoke on, despite the fact that I was so high at thiat point that somebody could have stabbed me and I would have found it right hilarious. A bowl and a half later, a midget in a clown costume jusmps out of the bushes and scares the fuck out of me. I'm a big, white, dreadlocked guy, and I climbed up the side of the house in about fifteen seconds. The midget is running around babbling, and I'm fucking stoned. About ten seconds later, three huys I had never seen before fell out of the bushes laughing, then ran away. I ended up smoking two more bowls with the clown midget, who was pissed those guys left him behind. Smoking with clown midgets is choice activity, I highly suggest it.

It was only my 5th time smoking and like my 3rd time getting high me and my friends smoke alot of KB (I personally had like 4 tightly packed bowls and then came back for another one like an hour and a half later) We were walking up to Bernies subshop which has this sort of 70's/80's feel to it and I thought I was Zach from Saved by the bell. When we got to the parking lot I stopped and screamed "WHERE THE FUCK IS SLATER!?!" as loud as I could. There must have been like 25 people in the parking lot because the power was out and everyone was looking for Ice in the 7-11 right next to bernie's and all of them just stared at us but I didnt really care. When we got into bernie's my friends ordered subs while I sat down at the table to start thinking deep thoughts. I still thought I was Zach but I geuss Zach remmineds me of Fonzy from happy days because when I saw the juke box I decided to go turn it on like Fonzy would. At the time I forgot that Fonzy used his hand to make it play. I kicked it 3 times as hard as I could then I made my best Fonzy-face and belted out an "AAAAAYYYYY!" My friends got up and ran out immediatly but it took me a second to think about it, then I ran too. (Bernies is like the size of a bedroom except for the kitchen) I don't know if I broke the jukebox or not, I bet I did I kicked it pretty hard, but I heard the guy at the head of the kitchen say "What the fuck!?" right before I slammed the door. Me and them laughed about that for the rest of the night, it was like 3 times as funny for us because we were fucking baked. I was 12 when that happend...but I still remember it pretty well. That entire day was amazing alot more crazy shit happend later on, one of my friends saw a skeleton and almost ran into a car. Drugs cause alot of funny shit to happen and if everyone posted all the funnoest things they could remmber this site would have no more bandwith. http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=27858 this dude seemed like he had a pretty good time on datura....

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sorry for the spelling errors, Im wasted...