HELP WITH PRESENTS AND NO MONEYYY

Sell weed, buy present?

How to raise money to buy your girlfriend a present.

Step 1. Put on wig, then tight fitting shorts, cut the legs of the shorts about 2 inches below the level your sack hangs at. Find a glittery shirt, something tight fitting, but will reflect alot of light and get alot of 'attention'.

Step 2. Go to the nearest half way house, where they house people that just got out of prison, that aren't quite ready for society yet, but dont' need the security prison offers. Make an announcment you are there to blow anyone for $5.

Step 3. Remember to swallow, prisoners hate mess....


or... next time you could just learn to be a bit more conservative with your money and plan ahead...

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Originally Posted by I just love weed

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You sure that's weed your smoking? or are you just retarded?

I think ive seen kingkong? I cant remember:(

MAN,,,you guys KILL me.

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Originally Posted by louisville97

MAN,,,you guys KILL me.

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*point's gun at louis*

Give me all your weed mother fucker, or i'll shoot.... Oh wait, its just a banana.... I should of thought this through.

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Originally Posted by LikeARollingStone

so i spent most of my money on weed and now i dont have that much to buy my gf a birthday present so what the fuck should i do! do you other stoners have this problem with getting presents???

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people like you are the reason they invented pawn shops...

go to the pawn shop or ebay... good luck

pawn shops are lame, eBAY is the shit!

have fun jerking off when she dumps your ass

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Originally Posted by LikeARollingStone

so i spent most of my money on weed and now i dont have that much to buy my gf a birthday present so what the fuck should i do! do you other stoners have this problem with getting presents???

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Just make her something. Get creative.

No, I don't have this problem.