i like everyone of ur answers to your rules poorprincess
your bf is certainly very lucky with ur attitude to that stuff
why arent more chicks like that
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i like everyone of ur answers to your rules poorprincess
your bf is certainly very lucky with ur attitude to that stuff
why arent more chicks like that
shit, i could careless, atleast it's going in your mouth..... if spitting it back on me, would get in my wife's mouth in the first place, lol... so be it..Quote:
-no I dont have to swallow, in fact if you bitch about it I'll spit it back on you and let you get your own damn towel.
please help my wife get rid of hers? :confused:Quote:
6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
-no gag reflex, not anorexic. And I like that forcefull shit.
Lol I love you xD.Quote:
Originally Posted by weezy
I did have it for a long time. Hahha your wife wont like this but the only way to make it go away is practice.Quote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
I'm really bored so just for fun heres my rebuttal to the mans rebuttal
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
-good luck finding someone:
younger(inexperienced)
prettier(a prettier face does not a good dick sucker make)
dirtier(like I said, good luck)
2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.
-I prefer to give than to recieve anyway, but since I usually end up in a pattern something like, (suck-fuck-suck) I know what I taste like and it aint bad.
3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you?
-no
4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
-but I LIKE it if you pull my hair. Leave my ears alone thats weird.
5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up!
-if you left out all that stuff about me bitching and moaning and you just said something like "on your knees bitch" that might work better.
6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me.
-i do
7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country.
-i think I already addressed this one.
8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
-thats true
9. Play with the balls.
-lick, suck, fondle
10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.
-no you have not
11. Caress the ass, too. We like that!
-ok
12. Make hay when the sun shines. it's "wide awake" in the morning now, but when you get old & fat and looking for some action, I gah-ron-tee it'll be "sound asleep".
-if I get alot of exersize fucking you and suckin your dick over the years I wont get fat
13. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?
-or i could just spit it on you
lmfao, very good, who wants to give me a blow?
is your penis purple and green?
in my experience, the less a guy feels entitled to recieve, the more they get. Being grateful is not a bad thing. And until you have tasted it, dont say its not that bad... and if you fart, you can forget about finishing with me in the same room, ill leave you to wallow in your own stink and fluids...ewww
and for gods sake...wash your balls or at least dont expect that after your morning jog. balls smell worse than ANYTHING on my body..
this is a funny one
Penis breath - is what you get
when your lover gives you head
lick it, suck it, bite it, play
cum on my face every day
my revenge is coming near
its your turn to pleasure me dear
go down on me, heres the drag
lick me dry - i'm on the rag.