"Explane how Life works"
"Whats the meaning of Life"
"Whats the meaning of Love"
"What did i say last?"
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"Explane how Life works"
"Whats the meaning of Life"
"Whats the meaning of Love"
"What did i say last?"
Stoner1: "Hey, hold this"
Stoner2: "Duuuuhhhhhh okay, hyuck hyuck"
Stoner2: *holds an inanimate object for Stoner2*
Stoner1: *walks away*
Stoner1: "pmgpmg1!!!1!1 pwnd rofl lololol!!"
And thus is the complexity of the stoner mentality.
"Do you want this or this?"
Chocolate or Cheesecake?
Cop pulls over a stoner and the stoner says " Sorry Officer, I didn't realize I was speeding". To which the Cop replies "Speeding?" "You were going 15 miles per hour!"
if nothing is ever created or destroyed how did we get here....does that theorem apply to humans? im curious.
"This is some good shit!"
When your smoking with some friends...
pick up a frisbee when everything is quiet and throw it madly on the ground and say"Fuck fuck fuck!!!" and they`ll be scared or like wtf:)
these are really gay....the best are "You know youre a grower when"
Youre electric bill spikes for about 10 weeks a year
You hold weed in your hand and go, "damnnn that has some serious Nitrogen deficiency!"
You buy weed and say to the dealer, "tell this guy he cured it way too fast..." (a million like that)
Youre vegetable garden has the best soil of anyone on the block.
etc etc
ok, who got ma lighter
wow, did u c that
Hah... JMRinFLA...
That is why I tell all of my friends to at least DRIVE the speed limit... go a little (< 10 mph) over just to look normal!
Jim Broker