what were you fired for?

havin sex with the boss's cat - j0ke

never been fired only quit

Ive never been fired, and never plan to be fired! work sucks so i just quit, havent yet found a job worth keeping!:)

i've stopped showing up to one job (got real fucked up on new years and the party didn't stop for like 5 days) so i guess i kinda got fired from there. other than that i've always quit never been fired

When I was 13 I worked in a Great Eastern department store... I was the attendant/change giver in the little arcade "PONG the first vid game was hot at the time"... I had a safe as well as the other change givers... We all had a 70 dollar bank role in change and on thurs the boss came in and counted all the banks then turned it into all change for the new week... Perfect!!! I got payed on Weds "30 to 35$ a week"... I would play pinball most of the time and my 30+ dollars was not cutting it,so I started hitting my bank... I hit my bank and when Wednesday rolled around I would replenish it... I got a call one Tuesday night "Your bank is low,your a thief,your fired!!! No more pinball Yur screwed...

I got fired before I was hired for nothing at all :(.

i worked at NAPA a few years back. my oldest brother left the job a few hrs earlier that day(he was sitting at my door step waiting for me to get home). i had work that day, and like an hour into it, i was talking with another employee about what happened, siad i wanted "to leave this shit", and a boss was upstairs and heard me. he told me to get the hell out.

Napa reminded me of another job I had... I delivered autobody supplies to car dealers... I left my bong in the van on Sat and had no fuckin key to get it out,sure enough I got a call,and lost my bong!!!

I only been fired once....

This few yrs back now, i clocked in at 1130am went down the scooker bowl, got pissed n stoned, didnt go back till 345 pm got into a fight at work :O this was on a friday, the following monday i was out!

What eva i was thinking i dont know.........

I've been fired for a few things.

A few times, I got fired for calling in sick too many times. :o

A few times the job just wasn't working out. I wasn't enjoying it, giving it my all, nor I cared, so I have lost jobs due to that.

I sometimes didn't get along with my bosses. I have been fired once for flipping out on my boss because he demanded to see my friends funeral write up in the newspaper...in another city. :rolleyes: I tossed my hardhat at him, called him a fag, and stormed off. He was yelling at me the whole walk down the stairs.

I once got fired for spilling a huge wood load of lumber on the street with a forklift. I said I could drive one, I lied. Whoops!

somehow i've never been fired. Ive no called-no showed at my current job about 15 or 20 times. they're just like "where were you last bla bla" im like "sleeping"...then theyre like "oh...try not to do it again"