Should I Have A Ciggy Now?

Pfff. Excuses, excuses. Everyone knows that you're supposed to just grow your own in Australia. And you can always buy a new b/f. Or trade canned goods for a lesser one, at least.

Oh, and you're not allowed to bring up British political figures. I'm guessing this "John Howard" character is a former Minister of Primality? That's just a logical step, I actually have no idea. Just like I won't bring up... uh... George Nettercut. He ran for sheriff or something and lost, maybe. I don't know. I'm just saying it's not fair because I barely know politics here and if you make me cross the Atlantic well then I can't be held responsible for my views, as they are whimsical. I sure hope I spelled "whimsical" right.

Oh, and yay sex.

yay sex too...fook politics...

yeah fook politics

lol Chisme, can i be your friend too?