lol thats pretty weird dude but you cant control what has a mind of its own
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lol thats pretty weird dude but you cant control what has a mind of its own
Its not like i did it on purpose.... lol. At least it was my own sex fluids and dead sperms that could have been children i ate.
lmao god bless england and god bless hands o yeah and girls
and weed.... (and music) and ooo yeah, lava lamps, can't forget lava lamps, and tv, oooo, and guitars, ooooooooo and bongs, and pipes... and porno! ummm, and pc's, and loud speakers, and the fact i can download music within seconds, and o yea, my bed, and contact lenses, and God bless dave chappelle! :D (and the love of my life, of course, hehe)
weirdest place for me ever?
accidently got it in crazypotheads mouth once, other then that, stomach, chest, hand, kleenex, etc.
ADaisyChain... Are you a girl?
I don't think a girl would be able to ejaculate on her own chest. Unless he/she was joking. i don't know... I hope so anyway..... lolQuote:
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in a cylindrical peice of latex with speed ripples on the side...rather startled me
no he's a dude... i've known him (on the boards) for awhile...Quote:
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i seem to shoot myself in the neck/chest alot.... like my wife will get me all worked up, then it'll be like 'anti-aircraft fire' there'll be like a big glob on my neck, then a big one on my chest, a smaller one on my stomach and just this little 'pool' right by my dick that didn't quite have enough power to shoot...
I was jerking off in front of my girlfriend and i was really going at it and when i came a little bit hit me in the cheek...