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haha i have a good story...one of my friends (already a total sketch ball) was freakin out cause i was rippin down a classic NH rally racin road in my moms saab...and its just freakin out sayin im gonna crash, so he lets his guard down and i pull the e brake and do a 180 (doin like 45mph) and he starts SCREAMING "oh fuck dude, were gonna die" and a ton of stuff....it was awesome
I hate it when I get paranoid when Im baked. One time I saw this fucking crazy grandma in my neighbours backyard walking her dog, and I thought she was gunna call the cops on us, even though we had smoked in his basement,a nd I was flipping, I got changed took a shower(didn't use shampoo just got wet) and then I practiced acting normal in the mirror for like 40 minutes, This was the first time I got baked though
Peace :rasta: Red Red Wine, I love you right from the start, with all of my heart
i was smoking like a dime with me and usual smoking buddy Forrest, and a friend
Micheal that was new to smoking. about 15 minutes later me and Forrest are sitting on the couch trippin out and shit while Micheal was in the bathroom. Micheal comes out in tears screamng "i wanna go home!!!, Im calling my mmoommmm.
Me and Forrest were sittin on the couch laughin our asses off, cuz we were highas hell. We tried not to be too mean, but it was impossible not to laugh
sadly enough since the US is now a fascist nation, we should be very paranoid. you never know what the neo-con Nazis are going to do.
i have passed my paranoid stage of smoking weed.
lol but if you want to hear a funny story, my boy George was smoking some "good stuff" as he so eloquintly put it and thought it was laced with PCP because he had some of the effects. of all people he calls his mom. i told him one day he;s going to be like "ooo uh i'm so high!!" wtf!! of all people he calls his mom!!
you could definately tell if it was laced with PCP, and the only peeps that deal PCP laced weed would be those fucken assholes the Bloods and Crips or whatever the fuck you wanna call those losers. they usually spray it on oregano because they cannot handle real weed. if they smoked BC Bud, they would be so paranoid because weed reveals your mind to you.
When I first smoked weed for the first time, I smoked like an 8th by myself (my friends also smoked about an 8th each). I thought I had to smoke more so things would get funny, and all of a sudden as we're leaving the woods, the weed hits me. It's a perfect day. Green trees and grass, blue sky without a cloud to be seen, and I start freaking out thinking I'm in a video game like Super Mario 64, and that the graphics are so good that they must be fake, and I feared I was in a video game. I was so fucking traumatised that I didn't smoke for a year.
The next time, I got paranoid and went to bed.
Now, after being experienced, I rarely get paranoid, and it kind of sucks, because that was kind of the fun of it. Kind of like when you go on a big scary roller coaster, but once you go on it like the 10th time, it's not as "thrilling". Now, instead of freaking out, and my stomach getting "paranoid", I just like laughing and chilling out, and instigating other people being paranoid.
Let me emphasize.
This past friday, me and my friend met these two hot girls at a concert who wanted to leave and get high, but we had to be back at 11 (back at the concert). This one girls brother who's like 12 came along, and as we were going back to the concert. (We were already late like 5 minute) he kept sayin g"WE"RE GOING TO BE LATE!" but he couldn't see the clock on the car stereo, so I told him it was like 11:30 and I acted all scared that we'd be late, and I was like "SHIT! IT"S 11:30" even though it was only like 10:30, and he kept freaking out and shit.
But yeah, alot of people get paranoid at first, but you shouldn't let that scare you off. It was pass, and the you can start enjoying the beautiful plant that mother earth has provided us with. I let it scare me away for a few years, but now, it has only improved my life.:rasta:
I never get paranoid.
Ive been scared real bad twice...two nights in a row actually..we got really stoned and decided to visit an old abbandoned graveyard. IDK if any of you people fro CT know about gun town..but its this shitty cemetary that you have to climb a wall to get in/out of and theres sunken graves and shit ..its weird.
Youre not supposed to be in there b/c its private property so all the locals beep their horns when they see people parked there. So this one guy beeps his horn for like 10 seconds as he passed by...I got so scared and jumped back in the car thinking he called the cops or something...idk..I was scared
6 friends on a road trip... :smokin: we were crossing the desert i was drivin and every1 was asleep... it was around 3 am when leroy wanted to stop 4 a wiz... he got out of the car and a few minutes later he got back in and we were on the road... only when i stopped to get gas an hour later leroy was missing... i started freakin out and awoke every1... they couldn't belive leroy was missin... so we retrace our trip... 45 minutes later we c somethin run across the road... it was leroy lookin like a wild man wearin only cut off jeans.... i guess when i thought he was back in the car he had just thrown his jacket in and closed the door so the light would not b on him doing his thing.... he was scared, freezin and :mad: as hell but at the same time :) we came back 4 him... lol that was a crazy night...