shes never turned me down...Ive got more action from Mary in one day, than in a whole year from the girls at my school.
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shes never turned me down...Ive got more action from Mary in one day, than in a whole year from the girls at my school.
you get lost on your way home
you make your kids drink tap water
but you feed your plants bottled water.
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
When you tick weed off your dealer knowing full well you ain't gonna have the money by friday!
When you roll with butts out the ash tray once the last joint is smoked.
When you rob someone for their weed but give them back their walet/money!
When you're sitting round with scum and looking at the state of their flat..pretending the smell isn't there ...and that their kids will benefit from the money you've just spent on chronic!
When you log into cannabis.com! [far too often]
Whwn you wanna batter someone coz they've said the wrong thing when you've run out of gear!
When you can't wait to leave your girlfriends house so you can go home and get stoned!
You know your a stoner when you see a vase or a pot or something you think "that'd make a great pipe/bong"
You know your a stoner when you rather watch something like telerubbbies to giggle at rather than trevor mcdonald.
You know your a stoner when ur checking your carpet for bits of weed because your dry.
You know ur a stoner when the word "smoke" or "green" make's you think of ganja.
thats all i can think of.... :stoned:
you know your a stoner when your entire cabinet is filled ramen noodle soup and your fridge is dead empty except for soda...
you know your a stoner when mcdonalds dollar menu is imprinted on the back of your eyelids.
i think theres nothing sexiest than a women playing guitar
when you send your family to sleep in the garage
and bring your plants in the bedroom
Yeah I think that also. Well not the sexiest thing in the world but one of the many lol. But I dont like to see girls smoke on cig's only joints (preferebly blunts).Quote:
Originally Posted by P.E.N.G.U.I.N.