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Well thats not a very good girlfriend is it??? You tell her whos boss lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Not Enough Herb
I had this dude one time tell me about this time he was fucking his gf doggie style and for some odd reason he poked her sides with his fingers, this made all her stromache muscles contract and all the sudden she blasted soupy poopy and over him. lol
lmfao
soupy poopy
thats just vile!
queefs are just air bubbles that get stuck in the vaj
kinda like a silly putty effect
y'know when you stick your finger in the silly putty and it makes fart noises
I used to have this girlfriend from Finland (she was so hot)
She quived all the time
and it would go like a little motor boat
for sometimes over 15 seconds
I just laughed and so did she
HAHAHA SOUPY POOPY HAHAH THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
That would definatly kill the mood
Soupy Poopy . . . wow, thats even funnier then Mud-butt!
I'd slap her and tell her to go clean her ass out. Nobody makes an asstral symphony when I'm doing my business. Simple as that. Actually, I'd probably keep it a secret and use it when she complains or something.
You didn't take the trash out.
You played the ass trumpet when we were having sex. Bitch.
i like fanny farts
anyone ever sucked a fanny fart
its like nitrous
lol
Every time I get laid I hear Snap Crackle and Pop coming from the fanny I'm pressing...I'm not sure if that constitutes a Fanny Fart..or just "background noise" ?
As for regular farts....
On only my 3rd day of Uni' I pulled a girl from another Hall....I took her home in a cab and to my JOY ...she was a "First Nighter"...as I found out when she started taking her knickers off as we were smooching on her bed...[GAME ON!]
Cut a long story short......yeh..I've had a bird fart on me.....
Coz when we were doing it, her legs were wrapped around my waist as per normal.....and I guess she was holding it in or something....coz from nowere she let a fog horn off......which lasted for about a second...but was a low pitch "ring flapper"....
Didn't smell though and didn't stop us fucking but did shock me somewhat and made me twitch form my rythm momentarily.
I didn't want to embarrase her ,so I didn't say anything.
It actually made me last a bit longer coz it put me off my game and by the time I found my focus again I was back in the saddle and ready to squirt.
One night stand in the end ...and to be honest I think th fart put me off her a bit! That and the fact that she let me fuck after knowing her for about an hour and a half.! [With out a rubber! eek!]