Took out the school's electricity for over a week. ;)
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Took out the school's electricity for over a week. ;)
I also dropped an unopened Tango can out of the science floor window. It was about 40 feet up, and I missed my target (which was a ginger teacher).
It was orange Tango aswell. Waited fuckin ages for her to appear, then I miss.
I killed a hobo with a broken wine bottle.
I used to some pretty michevious things... I am not going to go into detail.
But.... One thing that I did that was pretty bad was completely fuck up 6 handicap short busses (every window broken... bashed with huge rocks). The busses were fucked. I felt kind of bad after that one.
When I was little kid like, 3-4, I was totally psycho. I sent several other kids to the hospital. One time this bitch who was like 3 years older than me was pushing me around so I picked up a garden rake and smaked her in the head with it. Not one of those flexible ones for raking leaves but one of those heavy,stiff, metal ones for raking dirt. Another time this other kid pissed me off so the next day I snuck up behind him and bashed his head with a rock. Fortunately that was still back when people weren't so quick to sue and just figured it was kids being kids.
Well, in my younger teenage years me and my friends used to garage hop every weekend and get free beer. We would take a lot too. I mean, A LOT. One time we had about 6 cases of corona and 2 of bud light. But hey, it was free beer, and that's what people get for leaving their garages open, plus it is always a huge rush. Never got caught though (knock on wood) but had some close calls.
i remember when i was in 6th grade i was walking to school and picked up a hunk of glass and threw it at this girl.. cops came and wanted to charge me with assult with a deadly weapon... luckly its a small town and my dad knew the cop so the cop just scared me he really wasnt gonna take me to jail...but this girl was bonafide crazy...later in high school she made one of those hit list...im proud to say i have seen it and was in the top 5
i fucking hate cats... when i was young we had this vicious cat (i swear it had to of been half bob-cat) it used to chase my friends around, like actually trying ot attack them.. like a fucking pit bull... anyways, when i was 5, one day it decided to jump on my head and fuck me up... 100 or so stitches later with no pain medication cuz i was bleeding too badly, i wanted to kill all cats...Quote:
Originally Posted by MaRiAh
things i've done to cats:
tied them to a leash to an unmovable object (a tree for instance) to where the cat had no more then maybe a foot of free room to run, and i would spray him with a water hose with one of those sprayer nozzels on Jet.
i've shot a cat in the ass with a paintball gun that was up in a tree.. it jumped up about 10 feet higher, then hit the ground and took off running like a rocket.
i've taken cats and swung them by their tails, (like the helicopter thing) and flung it up on my roof
i've put cats in the washing machine and dryers.. i didn't want to kill them so in the washing machine i'd only put it on "Spin" or in the dryer on "Fluff dry (no heat)
i've tied cats down, hog tied, to objects so it couldn't move at all, and just let it lay there for hours...
i've taken cats, and hung them by a ledge 6-8 feet in the air by their front leg-claws (it was the hole in the ceiling where the attic stairs are, and i left the stairs open so it hit the stairs on the way down) this gave me the most enjoyment, watching the pure terror in it's eyes, like one once put in me
i've put oranges in socks and beat the living hell out of cats...
i've just lost all control and beat the living hell out of a cat, just throwing it around, kicking it... and so on.... (i never tried to kill or severly injure these cats, only make them fear, or make them hurt mildly-moderately)
i've strangled cats, not for any length of time, just to see the look on their face and hear that sound....
i've put a cat ina box, and closed the box and pushed it down some stairs (and not where it would just slide down either)
there's plenty more, but i think i got the point across i hate cats...
anyways, i don't do it anymore, that was before i was even 15 or so.. after awhile i came to peace with the little sneaky bastards only after realizing that all this torture, never hurt the only cat that's ever hurt me... which is why i stoppped... yea call me fucked up all you want, i made mistakes, no one's perfect... atleast i got the balls to admit when i'm wrong...
i get along with cats fine... kind of like me and cats have this understanding now.. kinda hard to explain.. but 2 unspoken rules, come to me when you want attention you'll get all you want, as long as i'm not busy doing something that involves my hands, and don't fuck with me i won't fuck with you...
Me and my friends used to go out to an old storage feild where they stored live-in trailers for the oil feild workers. Out of season, we got in about a dozen different trailers and bust out every single mirror and window.
We did the same thing with parked train locomotives. I still have one of the huge wrenches that I could unscrew a huge lightpole with.
I once poured an entire beer in a mailbox. A federal offense. :D