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Who ever this Fik guy is truly has mental problems. What man in their right mind would cut off their own penis?
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Next we have to find a story of a man choking himself giving himself head.
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Originally Posted by zephyrinne
But hey, makes my day more entertaining! :thumbsup: Thanks for that, Beachguy! :)
Thank, Tommy & Rumble @ FM99. http://www.fm99.com/ondemand.asp :clips
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Some women are just plain evil !
Woman who ripped off ex-lover's testicle jailed
10 February 2005
A jilted woman who ripped off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands was jailed for two-and-a-half years today.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.
She yanked off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
But Monti choked and spat it out before a friend handed it back to Mr Jones with the words: "That's yours."
In a statement read to the court, Mr Jones said: "Amanda attacked me in an unprovoked manner and the attack has ruined my life."
Monti, from Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding and was sentenced to two and a half years in jail.
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What's your take on penis removal?
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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
-It's really gotta hurt. To a girl, you can't even say, "Oh, well it's like getting your finger cut off, well, maybe your leg. Probably, a certain section of your brain."
I guess it'd be, like, eating a girl out and removing her ovaries with your mouth.
Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.
Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.
"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.
Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.
Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.
Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said.
The occupants were not home, he added.
Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said.
"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.
Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.
Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.
"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.
Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.
"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.
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I have a friend , John, who is now, Shannon, that went through a a sex change operation. Very painful but i have never seen Shannon as happy as i have seen her in the 30+ years i have known her. She is a very bright, honest, hard working trusting person, am i am glad to call her my friend.
dai*ma:stoned:
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^ Fuckin Scousers!
LMFARO
Yeh steal the balls then come back for the pole eh?:stoned:
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you get that from the police website, cause i read a story like that on there, he threw his cock like inbetween throwing some knives at the police
I think its a sin to cut off your dick, just like its a sin to be gay. Your wasting your gift of life!!
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FFS.....yeh like being a homophobe is wasting your life too
Hey i just love sin...and im going straight to hell
INHO
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who said i was a homophobe, i just dont agree with it
you do what you want!
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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs
-It's really gotta hurt. To a girl, you can't even say, "Oh, well it's like getting your finger cut off, well, maybe your leg. Probably, a certain section of your brain."
I guess it'd be, like, eating a girl out and removing her ovaries with your mouth.
Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.
Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.
"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.
Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.
Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.
Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said.
The occupants were not home, he added.
Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said.
"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.
Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.
Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.
"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.
Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.
"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.
http://www.fm99.com/StupidNews.asp
What do you call it when you have your appendix removed?
A. An Appendectomy
What do you call it when you have your tonsils removed?
A. An Tonsilectomy
What do you call it when you have a penis added to your body?
A. An Addadicktome :dance: :dance: :dance:
dai*ma
What did Jeffery Dhamer say to Lorena Bobbit after she cut off her husbands dick?
A. Hey, you gonna eat that?:dance: :dance: :dance: :stoned:
