please please HELP!

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Originally Posted by KillaBuzz

man, take clean piss in wit u. like he said make sure u do it az late in the day b4 u leave fer work so that it stayz good. juss in case that plan fuckz up, stop smokin now, drink alot an run er fuck the woman-anythin that will get yer musclez workin out will help. if yer serious bout this i wood juss quit asap till the test iz over an done wit. in 6 dayz u cood prolly clear yer system. it all dependz on yer metabolism an all that tho. Good Luck
PeAcE

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thanks for you're help man. think l might take clean piss off my mate in with me. I think thats the only opition left to me. How long will the piss stay good for?

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Originally Posted by Ammie

ILL HAVE TO GET BACK TO U ON THAT :p:p

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dont take too long to get back 2 me... ;)

l also dont want to take piss in with me in a condom. What else could l use? has to be something l can get in the uk...

QUOTE=yoshi if worse comes to worse, where do i get clean pee and how do i "switch" it.


l will have to get it from a mate, l think at most tests they wont watch u pissing.

you could use a tavel sized shampoo bottle, make sure its clean, I saw a website that described how to hook it all up so you could use in even a monitored setting. But i dont have the link on hand. I still don't understand why you would be smoking less than a week before the test, even though you didnt know the exact date of the test you shouldn't have smoked, but thats your decision i guess. Best of luck.

juss use anythin that can fit a lil bit ov yer piss. im not sure how long piss takez ta go bad, but ull b fine if u get the clean piss rite b4 u go into work. and yoshi, drinkin water helpz becuz, well first ov all, thc iz water soluable, but piss test dunt test fer actual thc, they test fer metabolitez er sum shit that r left in the system an eventually pissed out after smokin bud. i beleive a blood test is only way to test fer actual thc. anywayz, if u drink alotta water, u will flush these metabloitez er wutever they called out quicker az u will b pissin alot more frequently. itz called dilution.
PeAcE

thanks for all the help, l'll let u guys know how l get on...

Bentonite Detox ... should clean you in 3-4 days ...there is one from Great Plains for about 11.00 here in the USA. Take this, excercise and no more smoking until after the test. Vitamin B helps to keep you from being too diluted also. But go with the shampoo bottle in the tightie whities if possible. Nothing like a for sure thing.

so if youre getting tested and you know the day you are getting tested all you have to is drink hella water(you dont have to its just nice to get a little bit out of your system). once youve pissed your life out mix a pack of jello with a bottle water. make sure you piss before you drink the jello. then after you drink the jello your next test should come out negative. something has to do with the jello absorbs the thc and doesnt let it out. but it only works for that one piss. ONE CLEAN PISS ONLY. all my friends have passed countless tests. have fun. 5M0K3 TR233s!

wait okay you drink the jello/water mix, pee once(which is dirty) then your next piss is clean. sorry i got the wrong order the first time. so yeah that will work especially if youre getting tested at the clinics or whatever where they watch you. kronic nugz 4 life no bammer :D