man fuck that i smoke with my friends.
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man fuck that i smoke with my friends.
Fuck what? Are you psychotic?Quote:
Originally Posted by Strikerrr
I smoke with whoever as long as I know them...doesn't take much to get to know someone. I smoke with lots of people. Every day, every way. Go go gadget bluntroller
when i smoke, it's always with my best friend angie. we're often with other people, but me and her are inseperable. she's a kickass gangsta-rappin dreadlock-rockin 17 year old badass with an affinity for karate and pie. shes pretty much the most awesome person on the face of the earth besides me, which is pretty fucking unbelievable. she and i smoke for the love of the ganj, pure and simple, and get our kicks by trying to get OUT of our town as much as possible.
besides us, there's a random collection of hippies and pseudo-preppy kids we blaze with once in a while. they are:
max & alex: true hippies, love "adventures", tripping, and the grateful dead. shouldve been born 30 years before they were. know all the best conservation lands and allman brothers songs. will get you great drugs for concerts.
jayyyy: badass slayer-lovin metal freak with a bad temper and an addictive personality. we used to blaze allt he time but he's been doing coke lately, lamerz.
kim & dave & brett: rich kids that spend all their moms money on the ganj. useful for good nug and rides to burger king.
darcy: this kid invented a bumper sticker that says "destination: ya mom's house" and created a website to sell them. he's 5'4" on a good day and is 100% irish, so we make fun of him and call him a leprachaun. he's fucking badass and sells copy machines.
dyson: this is the most badass kid we know. he's a legend in our school for setting the suspension record and permanently engraving the word "WEED" on a tree in our smoker's woods. this kid is known to pick you up and lead you to an abandoned railroad track with a 12-pack of red stripe only to walk a mile and realize you had no bottle opener. he kinda looks like a heroin addict and still lives in his mom's basement, and half of his room is a half pipe. he's way cooler than you.
the end.
A group of pretty hardcore marijuana users took me down with them. Or I took them down, anyway, we all began smoking weed as much as eachother the same time.
There's these two brothers. The older brother things he's leading "the click", and usually pisses off his younger brother, who I think has a much better common sense and is a cool guy from his personality instead of just faking that. Neither of em sleeps without weed.
There's this dude, Geoffrey, and he lives in a trashy house with trashy parents and retarded sisters. The house is so filthy we can party in it and break it down everytime, his parents usually don't notice, and if they do we don't care because it's only Geoffrey who takes the blame, and he doesn't care either.
Bojan, some fat yugoslavian guy. He gives us the greediest joints ever, they consist out of like 99,9% tobacco and 0,01% weed. We have burnt down his bike several times (In this country, you can't drive untill you're 18, and when you're 18 you gotta have a car). It's funny because you can piss on him as much as you like, he won't do anything. It's written in permanent marker all over Zoetermeer how gay he is. He really has a preference for 12 year old girls though.
Joran, very stylish dude. He doesn't say much, but when he does it's always bullseye. He's incredibly clever and can degrade you to ash with his words.
There are a few guys that are good friends of mine but aren't really fit for the junkielife, I guess. One guy, Rogier, calls himself MC Orange (he has red hair) and he "spit" about two tracks "already". He's always the first to run for the cops. Eric, he's a tall guy who prefers to get completely drunk sometimes, but is turning into a junkie lately. Romano, a little guy, will get completely slammed by even the least bit of THC. I guess that's in his advantage, but it's really no fun for us because after the first joint of our warming up he's already tripping.
Rik, is also a tiny guy but he has a bit too big mouth. He likes to boast about himself a lot, this is getting irritating. We usually laugh at him because he sucks so much. He once gave money to a guy to buy some weed for him at a coffeeshop, but the guy simply stole it, lol. He had some disease on his lip also. And he's my collegue in the butchery, which is kinda okay because he works hard to show his big mouth isn't just out of the blue.
Arnoud, he's the depressed kinda guy. I don't know what it is he does, but he never gets really drunk and never really stoned. He probably doesn't inhale right, a damned waste of all that good THC. Anyway, he is so ignorant of weed I can do anything with his. He sometimes makes exclamations implying he's smoking weed to forget his problems, something I think really is fundamentally wrong. He's a pussy, he must stand a few streets away from the schoolyard to smoke a cigarette because he's afraid a teacher will see (and then also tell his parents > not going to happen).
I don't know why I wrote this much, but it was pretty entertaining to get all of this in order. I guess I've got some pretty entertaining people to hang out with. Though some of them may be plain stupid, I like hanging out with them.
Oh shit I forgot Harry. His name is not really Harry but everybody calls him like that because he looks like a Harry. He doesnt smoke at all and drinks only beer. Doesn't say a word unless hes drunk on at least 4 litres of beer. He's ugly, too.
Now I can finally rest my mind because I'll no longer have to think "what a weird thread, who cares who I smoke with they don't know them anyway", because I've replied and it's finished and over with.
I hang out with a majority of respectful foodservice workers, such as cool waiters and waitresses and cooks. I smoke with them a lot. They don't make a lot of money, but they're always laid back and never seem to get into any trouble. I also have white collar friends, such as bankers, who work hard and play hard.
It's a nice balance, and I truly don't have more fun with either group. It's all good.
you got weed? you want to smoke with me? then i hang out with you...
to a certain extent, i'll smoke with anyone... i'll smoke with perfect strangers (have done it before) for instance, once there was this girl (no one knew her) walking down the street, one of my friends thought she was hot, and wanted to fucker her so i yelled out "hey! my friend wants to fuck you" i was barred out and expected her to keep walking or flip me off or something... so she walks up, my friend and her talk for a second, she comes inside (inside a party was already going on, it was like an oz, 2 bongs, a pipe and 2 fat as sweets going all over the room) she gets stoned and my friend goes and fucks her in the room no one lived in at the time.
that's not the only time i've smoked someone up that i had never seen/known, it was just one of many....
share the wealth.
lol tim i started laughing really hard when i read this. best part is his funny story lol!! :rasta:Quote:
Steve: Steve is the token doushe bag who thinks he's really cool. Steve tries to be really hardcore but is truly a little emo bitch on the inside. However, Steve usually hooks us up with weed and always gives us rides in his car.
Funny Story: Steve is not funny.
Favorite Thing While High: Making fun of Derek.
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Originally Posted by P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
man fuck those ridiculously long posts about your friends you guys were writing.
alright, fuck it.
Phil-I have known this guy since second grade. He was a huge prick to everyone when high school started, and was totally DARE brainwashed. Luckily for him, he knew me...and I introduced him to pot. His life has improved vastly because of this fact. He now has nipple piercings and tounge ring....wierd. Phil is a real cool guy, I will smoke with him anytime...any place.
Favorite thing to do when high:Listen to music and talk about life.
Alan-Al is a tight ass guy who never seems to get super fucked. However I do so enjoy him. He is a black belt I've never met somone who's ass he couldn't beat. Alan was kicked out of HS for his grades and he strolled back into the school parking lot on 4/20 last year. I saw him and got excited, needless to say......we started hanging out again.
Favorite thing to do when high: Fight/chill out
Fizz- Fizz is a guy who's personality has been thrown asque by pot. Bad news.
Favorite thing to do when high:Borrow your money for food.
Dave-Dave is cool. He looks like he is 12 and everyone gives him shit for it.
Favorite thing to do when high:DDR.
Allan-Allan looks like frodo and is very hillarious.
Favorite thing to do when high:music/talk