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I'd rather be a vamp, I mean, one night a month kinda sucks.
Vamp's are always rich, have cool stuff, are practically immortal, have strong bonds, are superhuman, have cool strength, speed, stamina, can turn into a bat and fly. loadsaaaaaaaaaa stuff
Where as werewolves, are kinda loners, have to pay their way as in, they are human 95% of the time, so they have to work, and any punk with silver bullets can kill you.
least with vamps, you have to know they are vamps, and have a stake.
i have an Anti Vamp gun though.. well really its just a water pistol, but they dont know that
now, where did i put my tin foil hat?.......
This thread made me think of the break dancing goths in the new skinny puppy video, its quite amusing
Yes, fine, vampires are rich. But they're whiter than conan o'brian and they cry if they get blood on their new nikes. Werewolves have integrity. ;)
well i like suckin and bitein on necks so i guess that kinda makes me a vampier hehehe::DD:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:
hahaha...I like the biting part.
If you were a werewolve, think how much you'd have to spend just on hair care products!! Not to mention the clothes you have to replace every full moon!! And, i know in most cartoons and on tv werewolves have normal jobs, but whos gonna employ someone that calls in sick every time theres a full moon, without even giving a reason apart from "ARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" ???? No one is, thats who!! So, in conclusion, werewolves are poor, probably manic depressive, and spend the whole time coughing up fur balls and licking their own nuts
lmfao who dont like the bitein part :p:p:p:p
Ghostoker - love your radiohead guys
Im stoned and laughing my ass off. This thread is truly a classic.
" But they're whiter than conan o'brian and they cry if they get blood on their new nikes"
HAHAHAHA