hemorrhoids

We have Natural Roast Beef in my deli.

shit that must have hurt. ass grapes like melons!

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Originally Posted by friendowl

this man never delivered children
maybe he needs to eat more fruit os something.
he keeps fidgeting in his seat like he's scratching
his ass with the seat cushion or maybe it hurts.
he's looking at me with a sad look

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Oh shit I go this when i was 9 years old so YES it happen to children...

It was like if someone put fire on my ass

fuck you beach guy

i know huh
where does the shit come out from
do you have to wipe the roid to clean the shit off it.

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Originally Posted by Jeff Spicoli

fuck you beach guy

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Sorry, but if someone posted a thread about Donna Summers, well, you get my drift, so fuck you, too. :smokin:

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Originally Posted by beachguy in thongs

Mmmm. A natural organic deli. Or, a roast beef sandwich from a deli. Either way, mmmm.

I see.

Oh, and by the way, why do you have to share hemorrhoid stories?

HEMORRHOIDS:

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Yummy! I'd like to give those a lick! :p J/K

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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou

Yummy! I'd like to give those a lick! :p J/K

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lol hey nochow, i think someone here could do with some skidmark protectors!:D :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by highjinx

lol hey nochow, i think someone here could do with some skidmark protectors!:D :thumbsup:

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They're going to need the extra wide papers though for that swollen ass! :p

I heard you get em if you sit on pavement too much lol