friendowl what happens if you get in a fight on her birthday which happens to land on a tuesday? :confused:
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friendowl what happens if you get in a fight on her birthday which happens to land on a tuesday? :confused:
damn that equals a trip to the er and then to ihop
I remember once I ended up making a mental list of what I needed to get done for the day...laundry, grocery, clean house, balance checkbook...was so bored with the fuck, wasn't doing anything for me....finally had to put him out of his misery and ask him kindly...."hon, will you let me help now?"
you ever had one of those that just keeps going and no one wants to admit that it's not going anywhere because you were just so excited to be actually having sex in *yea* long, despite the fact it's actually really really bad? yah, that was this.
actually, I try not to think of anything, esp if the guy's hot...I focus more on the here and now, touch of skin...taste...temp of bodies...the pure pleasure of the act (when it's actually good of course)...i like sex, woo sex! :dance:
go bears!
hey friendowl. I just wanted to say that one day I'd really like to smoke a bowl with you. With that said, I usually do the counting method. If that can't work and I have to go extreme, usually a quick thought about barbara streisand delays me for a couple hours.
yo friendowl..nothin really, just wanted to say ur name like all the other cool people right
one day we shall get high so high
haha...damn this thread is funny
U gotta think about doing hittin that right spot
As far as me, I only think about poking that liver....u know rearranging those organs
I think of hot girls because if I don't I might take too long: my girl gets kinda tired after coming twice.
u know what organ u aim for? alright this sounds a little wierd but the heart find it to be the best place