How long does it take to hang oneself?

Yeah, you seem to be attention seeking.
If you want to do it and not hurt, then slice your wrists, lay down, close your eyes and you will fall alseeep (And never wake up)

It's gruesome but doesnt hurt once you've made the cut.

But hey, if you stupid enough to do it make sure its not where someone who you love will find u... They'll have a nasty surprise.

Also have a phone in your hand. You can loose 3 pints of blood before you feel faint (As long as you dont mind the sight of blood) so you can call an ambulance if you change your mind half way though.

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Originally Posted by Up In Smoke 420

hahahah that's crazy, where did you hear that?

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My dad is a sheriff's deputy and he's come across enough hangingsto know this is true. He's never said anything about the erection and ejaculation, but the shitting and pissing thing is very true. Quite messy. Also, if no one finds you right away, your inside begin to turn jelly-like. There was one time where they found this guy who hung himself. When they cut him down and he hit the florr, he kind of "broke open" so to say and oozed out all over the floor. Major mess. Either way, call a suicide hotline rather than a cannibus forum if you really need help man.

how about you go and hang yourself then give us a review

The ejaculation thing is only when they've strangled to death as opposed to having the necks broken.

Maybe it isn't in ALL cases then, but it is definately documented to happen.

Centuries ago, sometimes the gallows where rigged by people who really hated the person about to be killed, so that the trapdoors wouldn't open properly so they would strangle and die slowly, and one of the times I heard the ejaculation thing mentioned was when on the subject of what I was just talking about then.

But I don't know from personal experience ;)

suicide threads :(

hanging yourself is a stupid way to kill yourself, i dont like the idea of having impulses still sent through my brain after im dead

1. Write a note
2. Take ex-lax (unless you hate your family)
3. sit in a chair
4. put the dangerous end of a shotty in your mouth towards the top
5. secure it between your knees
6. Pull the trigger
7. Be prepared to get sent back because it wasnt your time to go(its easier to die then come back)

if that doesnt work and your desperate then go to a gun range/club and for 20 bucks you can do it

if someone is willing to go to these lengths to kill themselves then let them do it for christs sake

Listen...before you make this decision...
please....consider a couple of things....
if you killed yourself how would it affect people you know?
why do you really want to kill yourself?
at least try to get help..
if lifes so bad...why dont you start over somewhere new?

Please.....i dont know you but....seriously....try and help yourself...

if notthing works i agree....slit your wrists....

this is a pretty emo post

Fuck man, I tried killing myself no longer than 4 or so weeks ago. I drank half a bottle of Bacardi in ten minutes. The whole motivation for the night was "I never want to feel anything again".

I should be fucking dead. I've been thinking about the night a lot, and I thought to myself "How dare I try and pass all my pain onto my loved ones because I can't deal with it?".

I only needed to do that once to know that I never want that again. I'm even thinking quitting drinking, its no longer fun. I can never again say to myself "This is fun, I'm drunk!" No, now its "I almost killed myself with this, what am I doing??".

Suicide is not an answer to any problems, all its going to do is cause pain for anyone you care about.

half bottle doesnt kill u ... lol