haha u did but i think ppl are only reading the first one..hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
q-how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb..
a- just 2 but no one knows how they get in there...
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haha u did but i think ppl are only reading the first one..hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
q-how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb..
a- just 2 but no one knows how they get in there...
DEAD BABY JOKES!
-whats funnier than seeing a baby flying through the air at 100mph?
stoping it with a shovel.
-whats the diff between a brick and a baby?
bricks dont explode in the microwave.
-whats funnier than a dead baby?
a dead baby in a tree
-whats funnier than a dead baby in a tree?
10 dead babies in a tree
-whats funnier than 10 dead babies in a tree?
one dead baby in 10 trees
still many more but ill save for another day...
what's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
the wheelchair
how do you get a towel head out of your pool?
throw in a bar of soap
i woulda said throw bush wearing an american flag thong in with him...Quote:
Originally Posted by 420purplehaze420
If you had a fourteen inch cock stickin out of your forehead how far could you see????
You coulden't see shit.Your Balls would be hanging in front of your eyes!
the daed baby jokes are just dumb....
did you hear about teh constipated mathematician?
he had to work it out with a pencil...
What do you get a dead baby for X-Mas?
A Dead Puppy!
Now this is stupid.Quote:
Originally Posted by yoda
Are you Dyslexic?
And don't tell me: oN
Actually I thought the constipated mathematician joke was quite funny. And dead baby jokes are just disgusting. I have never been able to bring myself to appreciate them.Quote:
Originally Posted by BloodyRedBarron