I need fire!!

good one.

How about rubbing two sticks together ha ha sorry I was gonna say toaster, but that one was already taken. I smoke cigarettes, so I ALWAYS make sure I have a lighter. Just buy a pack of them and keep them in a drawer.. good luck though

This was a fun read. I've never in my life had a lighter shortage. I always know theres gonna be one in either a jacket pocket or a purse or behind the seat of one of the cars. Ya just gotta look for em cuz they like to hide.:p

The worst is when your at a park at night with a few jays and no lighter, this has happened once to me and we were already too stoned to walk anywere to get one so we just waited in the park for 20 mins for someone to walk past who had a lighter:p.

I have once had a lighter shortage i was crushed thinking i would never get to smoke and my mind started racing and almost had a heart attack and kicked my dog then burnt my toast trying to light paper and got smoke in my eye then got off my lazy ass and swiped one from my bro!

Um yea just cut off evrything from shortage-then LOL.:rasta: