lighterless :(

I'm just warning you, I used to do a lot of shoplifting, but was busted twice, it's not fun. Can you use matches, I know that's kind of lame, but you can get them at restaraunts or those wooden ones at stores, I don't know if you have to be 18 to buy them. They'd work to light a joint, not really practical for smoking a bowl though...:stoned: ;) :p

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Originally Posted by SmurfyBH

Just pocket one seriously. Buy a candy bar and while they're ringing it up just pocket a lighter.

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HAH, thats exactly how i get mine

hmm weird, ive always been able to buy lighters and i sure as hell dont look 18

Or you could stand up for your rights and ask to speak to the manager if they won't sell you a lighter. But I always bitch out the guy at the counter myself if he refuses to sell me a lighter... which is hardly ever. And if they do refuse I always end up getting it. It's the law. Who says you don't need to light a candle?

thats wie:rasta: rd, i and all my freinds buy lighters and no store has ever carded us.it could be differences in state laws i guess.

im 17 and i always strol in the shop and ask for smokes, they say wheres your id, i just show em my learners drivers lisence. which has my date of birth, and im not 18 till june 10 haha,

they sell it to me either,, they dont give a shit, they too fucking blind to read my d.o.b or cause they think i deserve it, cause i had the guts to try :rasta:


i also sold 3 dvds today, they asked for id and i showed him, and he even took it out of my wallet and wrote my infomation off it onto his book! haha im alreaddy legal by the sounds of it and i dont even look 18, heaps of people say i look 15 :cool:

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Originally Posted by higher4hockey

Three men go to hell. The first man's biggest sin was that he fucked too much. He is led into a room filled with beautiful women. The devil locks the door, and says I'll see you in a hundred years. The second man's biggest sin was that he drank too much. He is led into a room filled with every type of booze known to man. The devil locks the door and says I'll see you in a hundred years. The third man's biggest sin was that he smoked too much dope. He is led into a room with the best weed ever grown. The devil locks the door and says I'll see you in a hundred years. A hundred years pass, he goes to the first mans room, unlocks the door, the man comes out screaming I'M GAY. He goes to the second mans room, unlocks the door and is overcome by the smell of urine and vomit. He sees the second man passed out in the middle of the floor surrounded by countless empty bottles. He goes to the third room, opens up the door and the sees the stoner sitting on the floor surrounded by all the weed he was locked in with a hundred years ago. The stoner looks up at the devil with a single tear running down his face and says: hey man, got a light?

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lmao

I went in a supermarket high once (no i didn't get lost :dance: )

Yea, so I was high and i wanted to get a new lighter but i don't think i had the money lol. So i just pocketed it. It was stupid when i think about it now coz i had weed on me and i didn't even realise until i got out of the store. Oh well, i got away with it :pimp:

HAHAHA i love ur avatar stoned as fuck, hey i too am stoned as fuck right now

I stole a huge Jim Morrison Poster once, I just walked right out of the store with it, and I honestly once stole a rabbit from a pet store, they had the pen of them just outside of the store in the mall and I grabbed it and kept on walking. I might have stolen a lighter, but I never got carded for that or cigarettes, but this was like 15 yrs ago and I looked really young for my age. but I did get caught stealing cigarettes from a grocery store when I was 16 then again I got caught for stealing a key chain when I was 19, they dropped the charges though, but I was fingerprinted and everything, it was scary