complaint to asda's /aka ode to asda

and that ladies and gentleman is what really grinds my gears..take it away tom

Haha that Burger King one was a beaut! :D

Hahahahaha good one man.

That letter to Asda was good but omg it made me lmao it was sweet haha :D

that happened here one day for lunch.
i ordered terriyaki chicken and they gave me bamboo shoots instead.
fucked up my whole day.
for payback
i called about 15 minutes before they closed.
i pretended to be a police officer.
i said i got like 20 hungry cops here and we all want the number one.[terriyaki].they were kind of upset to get a big order before closing.i told them id pick it up in a few minutes.
before i went home i seen the place had like twenty plates all wrapped up to go.i made a call on the cell and said better were gonna get pizza.i could see the face turn upside down from the window.revenge is sweet

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Originally Posted by friendowl

that happened here one day for lunch.
i ordered terriyaki chicken and they gave me bamboo shoots instead.
fucked up my whole day.
for payback
i called about 15 minutes before they closed.
i pretended to be a police officer.
i said i got like 20 hungry cops here and we all want the number one.[terriyaki].they were kind of upset to get a big order before closing.i told them id pick it up in a few minutes.
before i went home i seen the place had like twenty plates all wrapped up to go.i made a call on the cell and said better were gonna get pizza.i could see the face turn upside down from the window.revenge is sweet

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Man, stuff like that is so damn satisfying, to know you got your own back, and holding grudges isn't nice, so it eases your feelings towards them lol :D

B to the U to the M to the P

bumpy bumpy bump bump bump bump video killed the radio store!! bump be bump be bump bump bump

good night

RESPONCE FROM ASDA








Thank you for your message.

Thank you for taking the time and trouble to let me know about the problem with the ASDA Beef Chilli Jacket Potato that you bought from your local store.

It is very important to us that all ASDA brand products are of the highest quality and value. We work closely with our suppliers to thoroughly research and test products before they reach the shelves, so it is always disappointing when a product fails to satisfy one of our customers.

Your complaint is very important to us and I would like to assure you that each complaint is taken very seriously. Every week we produce reports for all business areas giving the reasons for customer returns, which then helps us to improve products and services. With this in mind, I would like to thank you for providing me with the information I need to identify the product and supplier; therefore giving us the opportunity to put matters right.

I hope you will accept my personal apologies that you were unhappy with this particular ASDA product, and that this incident will not deter you from enjoying our products in future.





I might seem an asshole but i just dont like poeple who fuck with food..

if your goin to seel a meal make sure its a meal.....not a perfetic example of ghetto'ism

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Originally Posted by chisme

lol i was in burger king once and i ordered a rodeo triple.

the guy gave me a cheese burger (less price)

when i got over the road in the car i noticed...pissed

i when back and said i didnt want this i wanted and paid for a rodeo triple.
he gave me another burger...got back to car.....its a cheese burger again.

whent back opened burger infront of him and asked 'what the fuck is this?''

''cheese burger sir''......i say ''didnt i just bring back a cheese burger cos u gave me one istead of a rodeo triple?!!''

''sorry sir''......go back to car guess what...chicken royale

i go back....woman says ''can i help u sir''.....ipoint at guy ''i want that
dickhead to serve me now!''..he comes over.

i throw burger at his supervisor tag ...leave no mark dam..he looks angry.

i say ''well cmon then u fucking dickhead!!'' .....he breathes says ...sorry sir im very sorry i get you another burger''...give me burger.

i walk to table 2 steps away open bag......................fillet-o-fish!!!!!

i go back..throw second burger at him...hits back of his head. ''what do you want sir!!'' he says

''A FUCKING RODEO BURGER YOU FUCKING STUPID DICKHEAD ARE YOUR A FUCING IDIOT ARE WHAT HOW MANY TIME I GOTTA FUCKING COME IN HERE B4 YOU GET IT RIGHT!?!''

''sorry sir they put burgers in wrong place'''

.....i walk out before i stab someone.......mean faced

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dam that really made me laugh LOL

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Originally Posted by chisme

RESPONCE FROM ASDA








Thank you for your message.

Thank you for taking the time and trouble to let me know about the problem with the ASDA Beef Chilli Jacket Potato that you bought from your local store.

It is very important to us that all ASDA brand products are of the highest quality and value. We work closely with our suppliers to thoroughly research and test products before they reach the shelves, so it is always disappointing when a product fails to satisfy one of our customers.

Your complaint is very important to us and I would like to assure you that each complaint is taken very seriously. Every week we produce reports for all business areas giving the reasons for customer returns, which then helps us to improve products and services. With this in mind, I would like to thank you for providing me with the information I need to identify the product and supplier; therefore giving us the opportunity to put matters right.

I hope you will accept my personal apologies that you were unhappy with this particular ASDA product, and that this incident will not deter you from enjoying our products in future.





I might seem an asshole but i just dont like poeple who fuck with food..

if your goin to seel a meal make sure its a meal.....not a perfetic example of ghetto'ism

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Thats a total standard response, thats just a template lol with the space for the product name left blank.
Aaah well, at least you got a 'personal apology' lol