Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds

"would someone PLEASE tell me what i'm doing wrong...i bought 12x salvia, kratom and a buttload of rosewood seeds. ate handfuls of the seeds and tried all different approaches to the kratom and salvia.....nothing. i've even bought absinthe (sp?) very risky in the states but i don't know why. drank a couple of shots to begin with (nasty tasting) then many shots, had an alcohol buzz going & was trying not to get sick 'cause as bad as it tasted going down....you get my drift.
thanks!!! "

You cant smoke salvia with a pipe, it just wont work you gotta bong it.
And you gotta hold it in til you cant hold it in anymore
Then you're royally fucked for the next five min, as in you trip harder than you've ever tripped before.