thrusting advice?

Thrust hard, and retreat slowly, make sure you get deep in there.

what i find works best, is when you put a pillow or something under her ass then go out real slow, then forcefully thrust with speed.

once more with feeling.

Up, right, left, a, down + b = FATALITY!

Flawless Victory!

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Originally Posted by justinsane

ok assholes, you got some explaining to do.

i was reading about this mortal combat sex... and when i was having sex with my girlfriend i roundhouse kicked her, then karate chopped her boob.... she wasnt cool with this at all. so i was like.. what?? you mean.. you dont like that?..

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there's no explaining to do, your chick is just weird, all the chicks love it when men do that.

i got drunk with a chick after i read this thread and we went up to my room . i pulled down my pants, hurled my dick into her stomach and out her back screaming "get over here" kinda messy but it let me off with a cool story!\

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Originally Posted by LISTEN2KMK

i got drunk with a chick after i read this thread and we went up to my room . i pulled down my pants, hurled my dick into her stomach and out her back screaming "get over here" kinda messy but it let me off with a cool story!\

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I'm glad this thread could lead to someone getting some action...kind of. :thumbsup:

anyone know any moves from bottom? i got to learn them all if i want to become clitpokimon master!!!! (sorry, that's just ridiculous, im high...:D )
ps. the pillow idea, brilliant, worked like an f'ing charm...no pun intended

If you need to give her a quick O,
There's short thrust, and deep thrust.

Fine...
10 short...
9 short, 1 deep
8 short, 2 deep
7 short, 3 deep...
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1 short, 9 deep
0 short, deep until she cums

Some practice needed, but, it's a charm.

BTW: C'mon guys! drop the PS2... go to a bar... check out all the Pussybilities!

Best,

-turtle420 :cool:
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Originally Posted by MaryjaneMenehune

anyone know any moves from bottom? i got to learn them all if i want to become clitpokimon master!!!! (sorry, that's just ridiculous, im high...:D )
ps. the pillow idea, brilliant, worked like an f'ing charm...no pun intended

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He who goes to bed with Sex on Mind.
Wakes Up with solution in Hand.

Or in your case...In Ear?

Two Indians walking along the great divide when one put his ear to the Ground and says "Buffalo Come!"
Other Indian says "How You Know?"

Ear... Sticky!