my girl is a moron

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Originally Posted by 420purplehaze420

obviously have you been lookin through these forums with your eyes closed?

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How would I have managed over a thousand posts?

It's all over the sexuality board. -laughs-

DUR DEE DURRR

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Originally Posted by endo..jay

my girlfriend is saying she is fat and ugly but she is far from it. why is she doing this fishing for complements? cuz i tell her how beautiful she is every day. she is far from far anfd nowhere near ugly. i dont understand this, those of you who know my gf will vouch she is not ugly
i dont know what to say to her, i feel bad, i dont like to see her depressed

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I'd tell her that if she were fat, or becomes that way, I'd be out the fucking door and belly to belly with the next babe before the sun was down, lol. That ought to shut her up from her whining. Show her the burka wearers' pictures (below) - THOSE women are ugly,lol!

As far as "ugly", tell her that the face dosen't matter, because, "It's the body" that's most important. Tell her if she WERE ugly, you wouldn't put a bag over her head - you'd just fuck her doggie-style.

Don't let 'em think that everything's "perfect" - that's the best way to keep them occupied with pleasing you. That includes their cooking. If this sounds "harsh", take a look at countries and cultures where they bind their feet, chop off their clits, make them wear a hood, stone them to death for being unfathful, etc. Now,THAT'S fucked up! :thumbsup:

wow this sounds like me and my girlfriend

tell her if she wasnt pretty ud be nailing her sister

later

o and calling her a moron probably doesnt help the situation, thats my 2 cents tho

just have sex, and after sex say "i wouldnt be nailin ya if you were ugly"

later

The girl's beauty is not on her face but in her boyfriend's eyes :stoned:

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Originally Posted by endo..jay

my girlfriend is saying she is fat and ugly but she is far from it. why is she doing this fishing for complements? cuz i tell her how beautiful she is every day. she is far from far anfd nowhere near ugly. i dont understand this, those of you who know my gf will vouch she is not ugly

i dont know what to say to her, i feel bad, i dont like to see her depressed

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Girls who really are fat or ugly never ask that question, tell her that.

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Originally Posted by 420purplehaze420

obviously have you been lookin through these forums with your eyes closed?

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lol

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Originally Posted by Ganjasaurusrex

Lol. No she isnt ugly or fat.

Drop me an email Jay and be patient. [email protected]

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k:thumbsup:

I get this all the time (well use to anyway) just tell her exactly what you think about her, trust me dont put up with her shit.