actually, he never died. im smoking a bowl with him right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by STDzRus
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actually, he never died. im smoking a bowl with him right now.Quote:
Originally Posted by STDzRus
Some day.. It will happen.. I'll sue GOD:)
lol yeah sue god ,
but seriously though, christians and muslims should sue their churchs for all the wars
I hope that guy wins. All the church wants it tythes (sp?) anyhow.
I'm gonna sue Madonna for making think she's a virgin in the song "I'm a virgin"
...bitch.
why dosent somebody sue gorge bush for lying about WMD in Iraq?
because the world is a strange place
Its called "LIKE" a virgin, they go into it in reservoir dogs.Quote:
Originally Posted by BabyFacedAbortion
And besides, satan was the light bringer, he gave us knowledge and we were cast down by god, he gave us fire and light, and our world was burnt by the lord, we were given water for our lives, so we would not thirst, and the lord washed us away from the lands with a great flood...
I think satan is doing us alot of favours (or at least giving us enough rope to hang ourselves with), and god is getting a lil uppity aboot the whole thing of being usurped with simple honest truths, so why not vilify the most beautiful of all of heavens hosts by making all the little monkey-folk think hes a horned and tailed goat beareded guy with hooves and a pitch fork. Besides if El diablo dude shows us how pretty he is again god will just poke out all our eyes with a glowing meteor shower like in Day of the triffids or something. STUPID INSECURE DEITY 0.o
Actually, would that be possible? And how would you go about it?Quote:
Originally Posted by krons
I propose that I will sue George Bush, then with the winnings I will buy everyone on the planet a pound of B.C's finest.
then people will sue you; cause your gonna have to get that at far below world prices to do so ^^ make those poor little hondurans work in the chron paddies and all that, like slaves for yoooo 0.oQuote:
Originally Posted by Swizzy89304