this is just a guess maybe he doesnt want his daughter to get pregnant. and thats just a maybe. usually i would assume he would be on crack. thats my first guess but the worry of pregnancy is a close second.Quote:
Originally Posted by rollinKansas
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this is just a guess maybe he doesnt want his daughter to get pregnant. and thats just a maybe. usually i would assume he would be on crack. thats my first guess but the worry of pregnancy is a close second.Quote:
Originally Posted by rollinKansas
apparently you didnt read it close enough. it DID say there were cameras, but they didnt catch meQuote:
Originally Posted by Jeff Spicoli
Oh yeah? Well, well, I snuck into the T-Rex cage and got blazed as FUCK with this kickass T-Rex named, uh, named Herman! We got to talking, and it turns out they treat him like shit in there. So I decided I couldn't leave my new smoke buddy in there, and I punched the cage open. Then, he let me ride him all the way back to my apartment. Now, we're roommates and it's great. He plays the harp, and I play drums so we just jam for hours after smoking big ol' blunts.
True story. Oh, and the security cameras didn't see me, either.
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Originally Posted by Funkamander
ok so we have a little black chihuahua (sp?) and his name is Blacky...so one morning i took him out to the front yard to run around. my neighbors do not have a fence between our lawns so my dog plays on both lawns and they are cool with it...
the man that lives across the street (who happens to be african-american) was outside taking out his trash.. and i guess my neighbor didnt see him.
so my dogs runs over to my neighbor and she says "Hey Blacky!" out loud. the man across the street looks back at her ..you should have seen the fucking look on his face!! i guess he figured out she was talking to my dog and went back inside without saying anything.
i didnt tell her but it was the funniest shit ever!!
The craziest thing I ever did was doing magical mushrooms 2 nights in a row. I ate a half 8th the first night and very next night i ate a whole 8th. i then sat on my colorful hippy couich with flower patterns, and soon super mario was running across the flower patterns, shooting fireballs. all the meanwhile I was listening to jefferson airplane and electric neon dragonfly patterns emerged and bordered the walls of all walls in my vision. the ground swayed and i just stared in space and listened to music for hours and hours. I had strong auditory hallucinations and i thought things were happening that were not really happening. i was really fucking confused and i was yelling at my friend for making too much noise and talking, when he really wasn't saying anything. i was like "fuck man will you shut up ? you're making me too anxious you're going to make me have a fucking panic attack". time stopped still and I thought i had died at one time. my clockwork orange poster turned into a skull and it scared the shit out of me and i had to think to myself, "am i alive?" to believe that i was alive. it was very mind altering and I'm glad i'm not nuts now. It was also really really fun to experience that , but i won't be doing it soon.
On that note, if you want to start with a psychadellic, i think salvia might be an ok start since it's legal. it's powerful, so just make sure that you do not take too much. smoking is a better way to control dosage.