To Protect And Serve MY ASS

trust me on this one, i used to box an i know that there is a big ass difference between boxing and a street fight. if it happens again and ur totaly freaked bout gettin decked, go straight fer the nose. NOONE can fight with a broken nose, ur eyes swell almost instantly an get blurry from tears. he wont be able to throw an accruate punch after this, then u can wrestle him down or jus beat his ass. if he starts beatin u hit him in tha nose again. basically if u can take a good hit u can fight pretty good thats all that matters.

peace n bagz
kronik

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Originally Posted by sawleaf

Pepper spray him in his sleep and then put a sodering iron across his face. If he is twice your size and a trained boxer, you are not at an advantage going head to head with him. Fuck him up on your terms. What did your mother have to say about the whole incident???

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Best advice ever:D

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Originally Posted by KillaBuzz

well guyz, im not gunna get into all the details here. last night, me and my momz bf got in a big fight. im only 16, n not the biggest guy, my momz bf is bout 45, twice my size, and a trained boxer. anywayz, this guy is also a trained asshole. basicly, me and him had wordz a few hourz b4 the fight took place. i thot there wuz no trouble, but he thot differently. came up in my face n asked if i wanted 2 take shit outside, i said alrite, went downstairez n grabbed my lead pipe, came back upstairez and the fight began. anywayz, i dint intend on hittin him wit the pipe unless it came down to it, i wuz usin it fer protection as the guy wood obviously kick my ass, and that he did. anywayz neighbours heard all the shit gettin broken so copz got called. heres where the real stupid shit comez into play, the copz wanted to take ME to jail, not my momz bf, but ME. now i understand about the weapon, but with 3 witnesses tellin them that i never swung at him wit it, but wuz usin it to keep him away and fer my own protection ud think that they wood send the adult to jail, but no, they woodnt even consider chargin him, just me. NOW THAT IZ SUM BULLSHIT. send the fuckin victim to jail. anywayz, just need sum ppl to talk to bout it cuz i kno u guyz will understand.
PeAcE

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i hope things are ok for ya
as a old fart,,,,can i say u must do what ya gotta do to protect you
and yours even if it means poppin some body up side the head
dont let nobody hurt you and those you care for

best wishes to to tell ya mom hang in there she will need you now
peace

bagz is right..ive been boxin about three yrs now and it has helped me in street fights but its a totaly differnt kinda style and so many more things you can do street fighting,as for myself im 6ft 200 pounds and i workout/play football/box so im pretty well built...not to long ago my mom english bf tried hittin me(im about 3 inches taller than him and he has no musscel) so i beat his skinny little ass(even tho ima pasifist he had no right 2 hitr me) and he called the cops and the arrested him even tho i barly had a scrach on me and he had 2 black eyes a brocken nose ect.(this was in south fl btw incase the laws r diff)

pce 'n' good tokein'

im only 5' 3" or somethin like that all i know is im short as fuck, im like 130 lbs though from weight training an an shit but in the ring i got no advantage over these tall ass fuckers, even if im stronger an they skinnier then me they got better extension. boxing is all about throwing a strong punch, an having good stamina, half the most common street fighting tequniques are illiegal in the ring. but on the street ive gotten into tumbles wit some big ass fuckin guys an fuckin wrecked em. u jus need to be able to take a few good blows to the dome an thats it. a real fight is all about bein able to figt after u get hit a lot. ill give u a few tips:

never give up
alwayse take the first punch, its alwayse the most powerful
dont overdo it, a missed punch is 100 times more tiering then a landed punch,
spittin on someone distracts them,
the worst place to get hit is the nose, groin, ear, throat, an the bottom of ur chest
kick em when hes down,
dont ever turn ur back on someone when they down, thats how u get shot



PS i jus got outta the hospital an i think ill post it lol

very good tips!!
apart from that shoting shit!if i kick shit all robe is ass ! he woldent have no bitch gun man,if he did, kick him a couple more times in the tchest&call him a tcheky bastard!!!!!

acctualy dont go for the throte it is a weak spot but if u crush the C rings holding the sochophacus(sp) open then u'll get charged with man slaughter(since its ina fight i dont think it would be murder...ill ask my bro hes the lawyer)

but if u wanna then do it ive given light taps to the throte it hurt nuff to distract then so u can get a good jab to conect to there nose...its all about speed hit fast hit hard bring him down fast and he wont be able to hurt ya...back in 7th grade(1st yr i started boxing) this kid owed me some money so instead of paying me he decides he'll choke me so i had to kick his ass...one hit to the right temple and he was out like mikey was yesterday(sorry for the double post accedentalt hit the post button first time)

Im not a big fighter because that takes alot of energy which i dont have. But my friedn who boxes said, if you can throw a hard punch then hit them square in the jaw. He says there is a nerve in the jaw leading to the brain and if strucken (sp) then they will be knoced out.

I dont know.

Most of you guys seem like you dont need any help fighting.

i dont know wot in the jaw knokes em out but ive been in the ring and hit pll in the jaw/temple and they go down pretty fast...but ive been on the other side of tht 2...ouch lol even with gloves it hurts like a bitch...but i love to box i qualified for state competions the other day....but i dont think i want to do those...id get owned big time