TODAY IS A GOOD DAY

no body i know got smoked in south central la today is a good day

very good friend owl, very good indeed.

No barking from the dogs, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didnâ??t pig out
Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out

today will be a good day i hope
im gonna go now and when i come backl i'll say how my day went!

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Originally Posted by drgreenthumb1238

Today is a good day cos I went to a shitty rock nite,met a really attractive girl (who was short too yay!) but she had a boyfriend, daganmmit! However sorted out some pills for new years eve :)

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just because she has a boyfriend doesn't mean she is happy with him and...she might have fine and slightly short friends to hook you up with. :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Doctor Zorders

today is a good day because my grandmother befuddled my dog, some vomity saggitarius questioned my motivations for cutting across 5 lanes with no signal, i ate the clown, and my father dry humped the tofu soup half way to san francisco and didn't even visit golden gate bridge. what a day. what a way.

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frequency?

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Originally Posted by ScarlettCrush

just because she has a boyfriend doesn't mean she is happy with him and...she might have fine and slightly short friends to hook you up with. :thumbsup:

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Lol true, however, usually if a girl says yes then I wouldn't sorta take anything like that further. If she says weeeell and then explains a tale of woe, then I might consider it :) as for the short friends she'd gone out with a lesbian couple, so no chance there! She was really cool though had a good chat, and she was 23 which was good cos I keep chatting to ladies how I think are onyl a lil bit younger than me, then they turn out to be 18!

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Originally Posted by Doctor Zorders

never leave the computer unattended, especially while unsupervised scrotum-sucking people are over

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go doctor! go!

Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didnâ??t even see a berry flashing those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the morning got the fat burger
Even saw the lights of the goodyear blimp
And it read ice cubeâ??s a pimp
Drunk as hell but no throwing up
Half way home and my pager still blowing up
Today I didnâ??t even have to use my a.k.
I got to say it was a good day.

.....TO DIE!


LOL I couldnâ??t help making it a klingon quote!! LMFAO Ok I'm a total nerd... But I'm sick as hell and all doped up on cold medicine... what do you expect?