naming my pieces

i named my homemade massive bong "King Kong" or just "The King"

Naming the piece is like the best part about it besides the fact it gets you stoned. The first bowl I ever got I named Dr. Snails, then I got a 2 foot bong that I named The Big Unit. Then another bong I named Sonic. And then a bubbler I named Rooter. I always make sure I am extremely stoned before I name a new piece.

I named my pipe Robert Lane Franklin Wright Stevenson King

i would name the bong Silvio
and pipe.... i would probably name it dollar bill