Some Interesting Facts About Chuck Norris

chuck norris kiks ass

Few people know Chuck Norris can sucessfully preform a double roundhouse kick. Yeah he takes his pants off and roundhouses you and then his penis backlashes you a SECOND time. NOW thats skill!

i like chuck norris, but didn't he get his ass beat by bruce?

How can Chuck Norris fight a fictional character? Bruce Lee?!?!?!

Didn't Chuck Norris get his ass beat by Spider Man?!?!?!

Oh wait...he did.

the sad part: i read the first half taki9mng it seriously

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I love that.

i saw some of those on entensity.net, and i thought they were hilarious. bt my favorite is "Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter."

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Originally Posted by ScarlettCrush

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When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
ROFL LOL LMAO LMFAO