Finally put my mom over the edge.

When i put my mom over the edge it was the shortest walk of her life.

Tension
Tension
I got tension and it's all that i know
I got tension with my mom
I got tension with my dad
I got tension and it's every where i go

Do not disturb.....drug testing in progress
dai*ma :stoned:
pee for enjoyment, not for employment :thumbsup:

I hope that your mom hurries up and calls the police so they can put you in a safe situation. You see....., to save us pot smokers they somehow think that it is safer for us to experience prison where we could get raped, killed, given a STD, beaten-up, horrble diet, horrible healthcare, TB, than it is for us to experience cannabis. Just sit back and feel the love (says bubba to his new celly)

dai*ma :dance:
Im sittin here waitin in the sf county jail
im hopin that moms not so mad now that she wont even pay my bail
if i were her im not so sure i wouldnt keep on moving down the track
im sittin here waitin in the sf country jail

I got a lump on my head and a boot print on my chest
It's what the guys in here call the sf county lie detector test
well i did my best but as you might of guessed its a tough test not to fail
im sittin here waitin in the sf county jail

one phone call to tylenol
four cold gray walls closin in
if i ever do get out on that highway again
i aint ever going back to sf county

If its the cheap ass piss tests you can buy at Walgreens you should be fine. My and 3 friends blazed a massive amount of weed on a Saturday night the next day his dog some how pulled a pipe outa the closet and all 3 friends (because they are brother) passed the test sunday night by drinking shit loads of water all that day.

Tell your mom you need 2 months to get clean :)

Yeah like stoth said you should be fine if it is home test and you flush out your system by drinking lots of water you should be fine. If it is a lab test then don't risk it. Weed is not worth going to jail over. toke on. :smokin:

bury your mom in your backyard

That's a bit extreme ;)

unless you have a completely fool-proof way of passing the tests, do not smoke.

getting high is not worth going to prison and getting raped for.

i hate to say it, but you should really quit :-( (at least till your probation is over)

Quit til your mom trusts you again.

word.. prison sucks.. and u'll b suckin too if u go there..