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Then have sex with her corpse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harvesthetic
Go back to her house and get it. Say, "I know you hate me, but I just want my guitar pedal and you'll never see me again". Go IN there and get it. It's yours, right?
If that doesn't work, ask to bring a police escort with you. knock on the door with the bacon, and she'll have no choice but to give back to you.
You can also wait by her house until she comes out and then "BAM" hold an empty fishbowl right next to her. Follow her, always keeping the fishbowl no more then 3 inches away from her face.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
This should get her really, intensely confused, hopefully hospitalized, and after that it's free pickin's at her house.
"But Officer, he smokes cannabis!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
"Oh he does, does he?!"
"Book 'im, boys!"
say goodbye to the guitar pedal.
You give in too easily, at least brick a window or 2!Quote:
Originally Posted by friendowl
What man?? You cant take shit lying down man!
10 miles, what the fucks that gotta do with anything! You could get there easily man, dont make excuses!
You either want it back or you dont! Make a choice mate!
That may just be, the best idea here... I'd need a fishbowl first if I were to try it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Harvesthetic
Hehe...Fishbowl!...Cut her finger off in put it ina fishbowl and just think its a fish! Just think "awww look its playing dead"
As for the light...o dear! :confused: Well the move to live in amsterdam should be soooon! woopiee!! :dance:
Oooo and by the way it wasnt 'stealing' m8