I have a kind of funny problem

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We can agree that A girlfriend is a product of time
and money right?

Girlfriend = Time * Money

Your girlfriend is a woman!

Girfriend = Woman
Woman = Time * Money

We all know that time is money...

time = money
woman = money * money

woman = (money)^2

We also know that money is the root of all evil,
correct?

money = sqrt(evil)

woman = [sqrt(evil)]^2

Hence,

woman = evil

WOMEN ARE EVIL!!!

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'nuff said :) no offence ladies, i love you all

ps, guys spread the word :D

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Originally Posted by hank

What do u think about those bullies that pick on u after threatening you that they will kick your ass or something and smack you and make you shut up and shit when u are in the game scene?

I hate drama, but damn I live by a mantra of "I was born from a pussy, but I will not die a pussy". I carry 6 ounce gloves in my pocket when I go play the game because I know my hands are lethal weapons, and in court they will probably look at my hands as lethal weapons. BUt I can't seem to avoid these so called tough guys who pick on me in clubs, when I make a cocky and funny as hell joke and steal their ladies and shit, I'm sick of it, but I think I am addicted to the feeling of what a quick fist can do for you, I know Muay Thai Kickboxing like Ong Bak, and I wrestled during highschool, so I'm kinda small due to all the weight I cut. Any suggestions? I mean people make mistakes and yo, I know some girls who have enough heart for two boyfriends, but the boys want drama with me, and one time I was so scared when this one guy couldn't get up after I landed a punch in the face with my 6 ounce UFC gloves on, I warn them before hand when they push me around and scream in my face, but I'm only like 145 so they don't listen damn any suggestions? I mean this world isn't perfect and I want to live in peace, but when ppl are drunk and shit they act like angry?

Peace

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Well you unfortunately can not get out of problem if you create them...that would be unjust you know...I imagine you taking my girlfriend doing some shit with her, even not drunk i would probably start to think quite red...You know if you are doing something you think it's right and you are facing the consequences, it wasn't maybe all that right afterall...If you don't meet any difficulties than you are doing the right thing...Think about it dude :stoned:
-Peace out :dance:

Here's a suggestion. Buy a ruler that folds in half so you can carry it in your back pocket. That way, next time you are tempted to get into a "brawl" over the "ladies" that you "stole" from some "tough guy" with your mad "kick boxing" skills, you two can just whip it out and measure your dicks before any fists are thrown.

Oh don't lie to us, honey. You live for the drama. Personally, I find your public display of pre-pubescent-esque angst highly amusing.

keep knockin them out, they deserve it and need to learn a lesson.

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Originally Posted by lemonboy

Here's a suggestion. Buy a ruler that folds in half so you can carry it in your back pocket. That way, next time you are tempted to get into a "brawl" over the "ladies" that you "stole" from some "tough guy" with your mad "kick boxing" skills, you two can just whip it out and measure your dicks before any fists are thrown.

Oh don't lie to us, honey. You live for the drama. Personally, I find your public display of pre-pubescent-esque angst highly amusing.

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nice