If you can top this then you need therapy.
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Originally Posted by daZenfmeister
With all these crazy threads around like girlfriends being guys and stuff and idiotsan spaming us to death with his retardedness and rightous anti-capitalists badassness. I just wanna fill everyone in on a dream I had last night, okay so my cousin (19 year old smokin hot babe) and I are at her house which is a fuckin mansion (her dad, my uncle is an architect) but anyways we were fighting or something as usual and I remember grabing her and pulling her close and then getting really sexually excited, (if you could do that and not get excited then you have to be gay she has great tits and a perfectly shaped bod) Then she bent down and started to run her tounge all over the head of my dick and it felt so good then she started to put her mouth over it and i was about to blow right then, and then i woke up.
What does it mean. Also I have a girlfriend and she lets me do WHATEVER I want when we're in bed and everything but the one thing she WONT do is give me head, she says shes really afraid cause she had a bad experience and she tried to give me head once and her mouth couldnt fit around my cock very well. Also she uses too much teeth when she tries. What should I do or say to her to get her to suck my dick?
lmao
If you can top this then you need therapy.
If you can top this then you need therapy.
you wanna fuck your cousin you wanna fuck your cousin.man homie no head and a hot cousin.get her real drunk and spit game.no kissing just head.no harm no foul
If you can top this then you need therapy.
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Originally Posted by daZenfmeister
What should I do or say to her to get her to suck my dick?
Give her a few draws of your joint then spread warm nutella on your dick.
Result.
If you can top this then you need therapy.
whats nutella is it like pussaliah
If you can top this then you need therapy.
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Originally Posted by friendowl
whats nutella is it like pussaliah
What on earth is that, and why is this post in the spirituality forum!!
If you can top this then you need therapy.
sensi i guess you havnt seen the forty year old virgen.how was your new years party.
If you can top this then you need therapy.
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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
I don't give a shit about seeing her 1st, if you're telling the truth, just ship her straight out!
That's a little too easy. Expect a lot of shipments soon.
If you can top this then you need therapy.
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Originally Posted by friendowl
sensi i guess you havnt seen the forty year old virgen.how was your new years party.
Ahh it was truly amazing, got some pics but cant post them till Thursday......I danced my little socks off till 4am :dance: will post a few pics when I get them on disk. Edinburgh was freezing (minus 3), but looked very pretty, wish I had take some photos to post.....there were more foreigners there than Scots there! How was yours?
If you can top this then you need therapy.
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Originally Posted by 3 Sheets To The Wind
Send your cuz to England and I'll live out your fantasies :D
no offense, but the brittish are the single ugliest race on the planet. Except for maybe mexicans.
