Talk about a Bust..!!!

Alright, so unlike everyone else's post, here is my story of actually getting busted last March.

My buddies and I had gone to Panama City for the night to go to the clubs. We took two separate cars, and I was in my friend's Cavalier. Stupidly, I brought my pipe and a dime, but put it in a little cologne holder sleeve and put it in the bottom of a carry-on luggage bag under some clothes and shoes (thinking I was gonna change). We also got a bottle of Crown but only broke the seal to take one drink's worth from it before we left. Never touched it after that but brought it with us. Well we get to the club and my friend and I smoke a blunt in there so I'm jamming out and having a good time. By the time we left, the guy driving the Cav was too drunk so one of our sober friends from the Civic drove it. Well, this is North Florida (think: South) and we drove through a bunch of small towns on the way back to Tally. My drunk friend and I both fell asleep (I'm in the back) and my friend gets stopped for speeding in Blountstown ("Bluntstown"...ironic) doing 51 in a 35. He's light-skinned black, and the driver of the Cav was also black, in a black cavalier, not that it matters...but....I woke up in a Wendy's parking lot with three squad cars around me and flashing lights everywhere. Well they start questioning the driver, who was sober mind you, about where we were coming from, etc. and one asshole cop shines his light down at my feet, notices the almost full bottle of Crown's neck sticking out from under the passenger seat, and says "Whoa, is that an open container?" So now they ask to search, and the driver says "Well, it's not my car, so I guess so." So they get the two out of the front, and tear up his glove compartment looking for stuff (without putting anything back in), then get me out of the car and one takes my bag and puts it at the end of the car, and says "Whose bag is this?" I said it was mine. "You got anything in here?" "Yes, I have paraphernalia."

Cop who originally saw Crown: "What did he say he had?"
Cop with my bag: "Said he's got paraphernalia."
Crown cop: "I knew it."
(fucking asshole.)
Bag cop pulls out my stuff
Crown cop: "Wooo! That's a fat sack, I'm going home now!"
(fuckkkkkking asshole.)

So I got booked for some bullshit. First offense, so had to do probation and stuff, but all in all the experience was a big pain in the ass and cost me over $800 in costs. Now some of you may say I shouldn't have owned up to having the stuff, but I figured why lie since they were going to search it and find it anyway. Plus I didn't want my friends to get in trouble for it, either. Lesson learned for me: I never like smoking or carrying anything in public, and watch out for asshole cops from small towns. Because they have nothing better to do. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :dance:

Did he actually say "Wooo, that's a fat sack, I'm goin' home now!"? Cause that's pretty fucked up. :D

Actually i did get busted last night. i was at this party with about 2O other people. haf underage half not , by underage i mean under 21. so the cops come to the door and someones stupid as lets them in, and they of course they check every room in the partment and in the bedroom it was me me buddy kevin and about 6 girls and two more guys. well the cp comes in and starts taking names and such, well i was lookign through my walle and i found my bros Id and he's 21. well i am drunk of my ass and i have a half 8th in my sock. and i am nervouse as hell. so the cops calls me up and asks my name. i blew it, and said my real name, it thoght quickly as i could and said well thats what everyone calls me but my real names Eric. i couldnt believe he bought it. he gave me a brearthalyzer and i blew a .22 and told me to stand in the kitchen with all the other people who are either of age or sober. damn it was a good party, to bad someones dumb ass had to let the cops in.