I smell like weed.

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11-25-2005, 04:36 PM
Whos Carl

I smell like weed.

I know how you feel Rus I had been smoking hash for about 6months and have gone back to skunk for the past 2 months I wont be going back to hash anytime soon.
11-25-2005, 05:02 PM
xNoa

I smell like weed.

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Originally Posted by Roadking

Reminds me of a situation a few months back.

I had been smoking on a near daily basis...and kept some weed in my side pocket. One day, I was at an airport freight facility waiting to be unloaded...when this white with "department of homeland Security" pulls up outside and this cop with a German shepherd on a leash jump out and wlak inside. the cop looked military. He had his pants tucked into his boots.
so, the cop and his dog walk into the back of the building and around the corner out of sight...then they come back a minute later. The dog has a dog smile on his face and is carrying a small package. The cop is proud of the dog. The dog is proud of himself for finding the bomb-making material that was planted earlier in the day. all part of a test they do at random from time to time.
So, I'm standing by the door...and here comes the cop and his dog. the fucking dog is looking right at me as he walks slightly sideways like dogs do. He's still got that dog smile on his face...but those beady litle brown dog eyes are checking me out from head to foot. Then a horrible thought came to mind. Was that weed in my pocket today? Did I leave it at home? Would this fucking dog sniff me out and have me arrested? Would I be in violation of the codes of justice related to terorism and homeland security? Holy fuck, I thought...as my heart rate picked up speed.

Luckliy, the cop and dog walk right by and out the door...into the white van, driving away all happy...off to buy doggie treats without a doubt.

lol luckily i heard the bomb sniffing dogs are trained differently so drugs wouldnt mean anything to them if they could smell it.. i think.
anyway yeh its good getting weed like that innit, when the smallest bit stinks out wherever you are, last i had was some cheese a few weeks ago
11-25-2005, 05:04 PM
tokosan

I smell like weed.

yea but sometimes when the terrorist are making a bomb they like to smoke pot ok so the bomb resin get on the weeb rite then they ship it with a toyata pickup to the us or uk or wherever your from ok then the weed gets sold to you rite and then the bomb dog comes and its like omg he has a bomb and then you get shot for being a terrorist then they rape your dead body and feed it to iraqui prisoners

OK?
11-25-2005, 05:05 PM
Whos Carl

I smell like weed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by tokosan

yea but sometimes when the terrorist are making a bomb they like to smoke pot ok so the bomb resin get on the weeb rite then they ship it with a toyata pickup to the us or uk or wherever your from ok then the weed gets sold to you rite and then the bomb dog comes and its like omg he has a bomb and then you get shot for being a terrorist then they rape your dead body and feed it to iraqui prisoners

OK?

Seek medical help right away.
11-25-2005, 05:42 PM
the last stand

I smell like weed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by tokosan

yea but sometimes when the terrorist are making a bomb they like to smoke pot ok so the bomb resin get on the weeb rite then they ship it with a toyata pickup to the us or uk or wherever your from ok then the weed gets sold to you rite and then the bomb dog comes and its like omg he has a bomb and then you get shot for being a terrorist then they rape your dead body and feed it to iraqui prisoners

OK?

are you on the crack today toko?

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