yeah, what thong guy said
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yeah, what thong guy said
Fuck yeah dude, I got a decent penis when it's hard but it's fucking tiny when it's not, so I just make a point that I don't bust my cock out unless it's hard. The only thing a soft penis is good for is peeing anyway.
it doesnt go inside... that would be weird.Quote:
Originally Posted by NightProwler
lol inside hahahaha well i think youre fine as long as it doesnt do that and as long as it aint like morphing into things you dont want it to look at it this way those pornstars you always see on tv with 4 foot cocks that are soft cant even get it up without a pump so be thankfull it even get hard
don't worry it's normal you only use it when its hard. but my dick looks long when its hard or soft :D
i have the same thing, its kinda embarassing but you dont really use it when its softQuote:
Originally Posted by opiuser
yeahQuote:
Originally Posted by dopefiend
it's kinda emberrrasing
but then again, girls normally don't see that unless you get pantsed!!!!
now that blows.
They also take penis steroids. I enjoy the cold weather, it gives me an excuse as to why my penis is little. I figure five inches isn't bad. I mean, you can give a girl an orgasm with your tongue.Quote:
Originally Posted by grasshopper420
with your tounge? dude thats the sickest thing ive ever heard.
i use my dogs tounge. his hound for her :dance:
On the contrary, that's the sickest thing you've ever heard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Imotep